Who's Got the Crack?

There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack?

Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?

I am a goat in a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack?

Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofie
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?

Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When the sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock, baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack?

Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?

Who's got the crack?