Nothing Keeps Her Away

She's read every review and every article
Acoustic live sets, I put like demos
But nothing is keeping her away
She's been to every show and every signing
She dresses like the two girls from The Shining
But nothing is keeping her away

And nothing keeps her, nothing keeps her away (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la)
And no one meets her, no one at all today (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la)

I finally met her over dinner
It's like talking to a mirror
But nothing is keeping her away
We were at the restaurant in our summer
The waiter said, "Who's paying?" so I did
I run up, now the law has kept me, kept me today

Now so much keeps her, so much keeps her away (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la)
No one meets her, no one at all today (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la)
Ay-ay-ay

No longer at my shows, nor at the front
She must think that I'm a cunt

But nothing is keeping her away
And nothing keeps her, nothing keeps her away

I wish I could see her, I could see her someday
I wish I could see her, I could see her some, someday