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The Muffs – Toilet Paper (2011) | Track profile | Dork

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Toilet Paper

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Toilet Paper

Release date: 14th February 2011

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About This Track

"Toilet Paper" is a track by The Muffs, from the album Hamburger, released 14th February 2011. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Toilet Paper

I hate everyone

And I don't like it son

And I do weigh a ton

And it's true, and it's true

And it's true, yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused

I won't hesitate

And I will tempt fate

Now congratulate me, it's true

And it's true

And it's true, yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I hate you

Somebody leave me alone

No one likes to be a clone

And everybody is an ass, And everybody is an ass

And everybody is an ass, put me away, yeah

Yeah, I'm confused, yeah, I'm confused

Yeah, I'm confused, yeah, I'm confused

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Track details

From Hamburger

2011

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Release year

2011

—Pacer
—Become Undone
—Beat Your Heart Out
—Brand New Chevy
—Get Me Out of Here
—Happening
—My Minds Eye
—Love
—Nothing For Me
—Right In The Eye
—Sick Of You
—Toilet Paper
—You Can Cry If You Want
—Kids in America
3:11
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