Indie Girls

All you indie girls
Ain't got nothing on baby boy Joe
All you pretty girls
Ain't got nothing on me
Try and try and try as you might

Wanna get out of bed
And see what comes next
'Cause you've been sleeping in right through your

Part-time job at the rec ('cord store)
You don't pay no rent (no more)
Nothing bothers you
You've got not reason to

Worry about nothing other than keeping up appearances
It must be so hard to be you

All you indie girls
Ain't got nothing on baby boy Joe
All you pretty girls
Ain't got nothing on me
Try and try and try
As you might

All you indie boys
You think you're so sharp
Oh, you're fan of them
Won't you name five songs then?

Little vampire e-girl
New wave beach goth
You can have anything you want
You don't have to try so hard

Clean out Goodwill for the Depop markup
Brand-new Docs and the thigh-high wool socks
With the plaid skirts and the cropped shirts
It must be nice to just

Worry about nothing other than keeping up appearances
It must be so hard to be you
Savor validation
From all your favorite
Online boys
It must be so hard to feed you

All you indie girls
Ain't got nothing on baby boy Joe
All you pretty girls
Ain't got nothing on me
Try and try and try as you might

All you indie boys
You think you're so sharp
Oh, you're fan of them
Won't you name five songs then

All you indie girls
You're everything that I want
You're everything that I'm not

Clean out Goodwill for the Depop markup
Brand-new Docs and the thigh high wool socks
Fueled by Ramen was never underground
It's a subsidiary of Atlantic Records

Okay, I don't know if that's true or not
But
Ask me if I care