Live with Me

[Verse 1]

I got nasty habits…Ahh

I take tea at three

Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner

It must be hung up for a week

My best friend, he shoots water rats

And feeds them to his geese

Don't you think there's a place for you

In between the sheets?

[Chorus]

Come on now, honey

We can build a home for three (Yeah)

Come on now, honey

Don't you want to live with me?

Woo!

[Verse 2]

And there's a score of harebrained children

They're all locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks

They're so 20th century

Well, they queue up for the bathroom

'Round about 7:35

Don't you think we need a woman's touch

To make it come alive?

[Chorus]

You'd look good

Pram-pushing down the high street (Yeah)

Come on now, honey

Don't you want to live with me?

Yeah, woo!

[Saxophone solo]

[Verse 3]

Whoa, the servants they're so helpful, dear

The cook, she is a whore

Yes, the butler has a place for her

Behind the pantry door

Woo! The maid, she's French, she's got no sense

She's from the Crazy Horse

And when she strips, the chauffeur flips

The footman's eyes get crossed

Woo!

[Outro]

Don't you think there's a place for us

Right across the street?

Don'cha think there's a place for you

In between the sheets?

[Saxophone solo]