Birthday Girl

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]

What is it we wanna do?

Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you?

Birthday Girl, it's your birthday

Wherever you wanna go

Now you're old enough to go and see

The "R"-rated show now, "R"-rated show

[Verse 1: Black Thought]

Yo, she said she was a magazine editor named Janine

Backstage in high-heels and painted-on jeans

Probably had the most, devious eyes I'd ever seen

Told me she was twenty-two, she was only seventeen

She had somethin' to hide she snuck in from outside

And got everybody gassed like the car I drive

With all that grown-lady ass and my far-out vibe

She said she came to see them Roots boys fallout live, but listen...

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]

What is it we wanna do? (ooh ooh)

Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you

Birthday girl, it's your birthday

Wherever you wanna go (oh-oh)

Now you're old enough to go and see

The "R"-rated show now, "R"-rated show

[Verse 2: Black Thought]

You see the girls look good, but they brains not ready

I talk to a woman, her mind is mo' steady

Probably somethin' in the way they designed, that's mo' steady

I just let you inside 'cause the line was so heavy

But I shoulda known better 'cause now I feel like America's

Underbelly R. Kelly gutter smut peddlers

Internet predators, chat-room irregulars

This not my twist, you tryna send me to the therapist, miss

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]

What is it we wanna do? (Ooh ooh)

Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you

Birthday girl, it's your birthday

Wherever you wanna go (oh-oh)

Now you're old enough to go and see

The "R"-rated show now, "R"-rated show

[Verse 3: Black Thought]

Now, she told me cheddar cheese grits, two tomato fried fish

'Cause she heard it's my dish, tryna be my sidekick

All the people all around thinkin' she was my chick

Sayin', "Damn, the girl thick, but she ain't no twenty-six"

Lookin' at me like I'm up to somethin' on the funny tip

Like I ever really been the one to try the honey drip

It's your birthday, so let me know the gift you wanna get

In fact, blow out the candles on the cake and make a wish for me

[Bridge: Patrick Stump]

They can't really seem to look away

So they try, asking her to stay

Fake I.D., you won't get turned away!

You look lovely tonight

Now you're old enough to buy a gun

So many better ways of having fun

Right now I can only think of one

You look lovely toniiiight...

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]

What is it we wanna do? (ooh ooh)

Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you

Birthday girl, it's your birthday

Wherever you wanna go (oh-oh)

Now you're old enough to go and see

The "R"-rated show now, "R"-rated show