The Day Before Yesterday’s Man

Jesus, I'm freakin'
I've had such a weekend
I think I must be turning to G-o-d
my girlfriend just dumped me
and headed for the country
for a boy who wears white s-o-cks
i wish the papers were burning
the Sun always coming around
'cos Dad I am virtually freezing
I'm working on this poor little s-o-ng
cos when the shit hits the fa-n
you know I've always been an also ra-n
please, please understand
yes, I'm the day before yesterday's man (yeah!)
who-ooo-ooo
the day before yeaterday
the day before yeaterday
who-ooo-ooo
my palms are sweat-ing
i'm trying hard forgetting
the things that I didn't even say
there is nothing on the box
and I'm getting desperate thoughts
that I just can't keep at bay
I wish the tables were turning
that something was coming a-lo-ng
instead I'm virtually freaking
everything is going so wr-o-ng
'cos when the shit hits the fa-n
you know I've always been an also ra-n
please, please under-stand
yes, I'm the day before yesterday's m-an
who-ooo-ooo
the day before yesterday
the day before yesterday
who-ooo-ooo
the day before yesterday
the day before yesterday
who-ooo-ooo
the day before yesterday
the day before yesterday
Jesus, I'm freakin'
I've had such a weekend
I think I must be turning to dust
the day before yesterday