Odorono (Mono Version)

[Verse 1]

She sang the best she'd ever sang

She couldn't ever sing any better

But Mr. Davidson never rang

She knew he would forget her

[Chorus]

She'd seen him there

And put herself to ransom

He had stared

He really was quite handsome

[Verse 2]

She had really looked her best

She couldn't ever look any better

But she knew she'd failed the test

She knew he would forget her

[Chorus]

Triumphant was the way she felt

As she acknowledged the applause

Triumphant was the way she'd felt

When she saw him at the dressing room door

[Verse 3]

She was happier than she'd ever been

As he praised her for her grace

But his expression changed, she had seen

As he leant to kiss her face

[Bridge]

It ended there

He claimed a late appointment

She quickly turned

To hide her disappointment

[Verse 4]

She ripped her glittering gown

Couldn't face another show, no

Her deodorant had let her down

She should have used Odorono

[Outro]

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