Ha! Ha! Said the Clown

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Has the king lost his crown

Is the knight being tight on romance?

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Is it bringing you down

That you've lost your chance?

Feeling low, gotta go

See a show in town

Hear the jokes, have a smoke

And a laugh at the clown

In a whirl, see a girl

With a smile in her eyes

Never thought I'd be brought

Right down by her lies

In a trance, watch her dance

To the beat of the drums

Faster now, sweating brow

I'm all the fingers and thumbs

Wonder why I hit the sky

When she blows me a kiss

In a while run a mile

I'm regretting all this

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Has the king lost his crown

Is the knight being tight on romance?

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Is it bringing you down

That you've lost your chance?

Time to go, close the show

Wave the people good-bye

Grab my coat, grab my hat

Look that girl in the eye

Where's your home?

What's your phone number?

Stop fooling 'round

Could have died, she replied

"I'm the wife of the clown."

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Has the king lost his crown

Is the knight being tight on romance?

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

Is it bringing you down

That you've lost your chance?