Destination Moon

[Verse 1]

Don't bother to call this room

There's nobody here who can pick up

Or has stuff they need to talk about

And who won't be now

Checking out and flying

[Chorus]

By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs

[Verse 2]

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse

But you see there's nothing wrong with me

You think, "That's what you think"

"That's what they all say,"

Before I blow you away

[Chorus]

By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs

[Bridge]

Soon the man who sweeps the room

Brings the secret telegram:

"COMMENCE OFFICIAL INTERPLANETARY EXPLORATION"

[Verse 2]

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse

But you see there's nothing wrong with me

You think, "That's what you think"

"That's what they all say,"

Before I blow you away

[Chorus]

By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs

[Chorus]

By rocket to the moon

Crawl to the rocket

By coughing at the airport

By limping to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the withered leg