Spoiler Alert

[John Linnell]

Here comes

The last page

All I need is an ending

Nearing

The end of the last page

And the end of my whole book

Yeah

What to do with these loose ends?

I should change the beginning

But I shouldn't be typing

While I'm driving

While I'm making a phone call

While I'm searching through the glove box

While I'm writing it all down

While it's happening

They're gonna be so impressed

When they get a load of me

It's like I've got two

Extra pairs of hands

Two to write, two to steer, one to scratch

My head, and one

To cover my eyes which would

Help me to think up an end

Yeah

Some kind of punctua-

-tional mark

Some kind of

Some kind of

Some

Kind

Of

Trou-

-ble

Up

A-

-head

What

The

Hell?

What

The

Hell?

[John Flansburgh]

This truck

Is driving out

Of my mind

But this truck has a mind

Of its own

Which is a lucky thing

'Cause my leg

Is so short, that I can't

Reach the brake

This truck is driving out

Of my mind

But this truck has a mind

Of its own

Which is a lucky thing

'Cause my leg

Is so short that I can't

Reach the brake

Something is nagging at me

But never mind, it's gone

This truck

Can practically find its

Own way without my help

Maybe I should lie back

And cover my eyes

I think I'll do that

Yeah

Now I'm totally resting

I'm reclining

While I'm driving

Why

Have

I

Not

Tried

This

Un-

-til

Now?

I'm

Letting

Go

I'm

Letting

Go