If Six Was Nine

[Intro]

Yeah, sing the song, bro'

[Verse 1]

If the sun refused to shine

I don't mind, I don't mind

If the mountains fell in the sea

Let it be, it ain't me

Alright, 'cause I got my own world to look through

And I'm not going to copy you

[Verse 2]

Now if a 6 turned out to be 9

I don't mind, I don't mind

If all the hippies cut off all their hair

I don't care, I don't care

Dig, 'cause I got my own world to live through

And I ain't going to copy you

[Bridge: spoken]

White-collared conservatives flashing down the street

Pointing their plastic finger at me

They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die

I'm going to wave my freak flag high

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3: spoken]

Fall mountains, just don't fall on me

Go ahead on Mr. Businessman, you can't dress like me

Nobody knows what I'm talking about

I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die

So let me live my life the way I want to

Sing on brother

Play on drummer

[Outro]