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Oooh, baby! I love ya, baby!

Stay away from my baby!

But mother, I love him.

Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.

When did this all start?

Well, uhAHHHHHH!

Hey, what time is it?

It's muffin-time!

Actually, it's 12:30.

Somebody kill me!

Miss, you need to pay for your food!

Nope. *burger barf*

Oh, Timmy, don't cry.

Seriously Timmy, cut it out!

Timmy, this is the worst date EVER!

And now, a cow pretending to be a man.

Allan, are you a cow?

What? No!

Yah, me neither, yall wanna do some skateboardz?

My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.

Hihi, my boyfriend said that too!

*stabs* There can be only one!

Oh no! Giant flying sheep!

...Those are clouds!

NOOOHHH!

You're leavin' me?!

Sorry Eddie, I've met a real man.

Hi babe yes I am real man you wanna' go skateboardz?

You're adopted!

*sad dog*

You darn kids get off my property!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

A mirror!

I am lonely...

Would you like to see a magic trick?

...No!

Ah, look at the little baby.

*baby giggles*

And now look at the big baby.

...WAH.

The orphans... They're all dead!

What kinda' man would do this?!

...skateboardz...

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