Are You Havin’ Any Fun?

[Verse 1: Tony Bennett, Elvis Costello & Both]

Hey, fella, with a million smackers

And nervous indigestion

Rich fella eating milk and crackers

I'll ask you one question

You silly so and so

With all your dough

[Chorus: Tony Bennett & Elvis Costello]

Are you havin' any fun?

What you gettin' out o' livin'?

What good is what you've got

If you're not havin' any fun?

Are you havin' any laughs?

Are you gettin' any lovin'?

If other people do, so can you

Have a little fun

[Verse 2: Tony Bennett, Elvis Costello & Both]

After the honey's in the comb

Little bees go out and play

Even the old gray mare down home

Has got to have hay, hey

[Chorus: Tony Bennett, Tony Bennett & Elvis Costello]

Better have some fun

You ain't gonna live forever

Before you'rе old and gray, it's still okay

Have your little fun

Son, have your littlе fun, go

[Verse 3: Elvis Costello, Tony Bennett & Both]

Why do you work and slave and save?

Life is full of ifs and buts

You know, the squirrels save and save

And what have they got? Nuts

[Chorus: Tony Bennett, Tony Bennett & Elvis Costello]

Better have some fun

You ain't gonna live forever

Before you're old and gray, still okay

Have your little fun

Son, have your little fun