Comedy 42

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

Baggage from my ex with a

One sentence break up text

Return to sender

I’m blocked and broke

I’m on a bender

I think I’ll choke on this agenda

I’m up in smoke

Heart in a blender

Another toke

Enough to render

That my life’s a joke

I think I’ll spend it

Like it’s legal tender

[Chorus]

So I do what I can but I feel like a man

I put on your big sweater

Make me feel better

Then I sleep all day

Go out at night

I’m gonna leave еarly

Like I always do

It’s what I gotta do

I’ll never tеll you

What I’m going through

[Verse 2]

I had a dream once

Our wedding day

I was gay and you were gay

And when the band played

You called it off

You had the gun

You called the shots

Oh what a cheap! trick!

To bite into

You sold the house but

Left my shoes

And said

“let’s quit this comedy for two!

It ends with me but not with you.”

[Chorus]

So I do what I can but I feel like a man

I put on your big sweater

Make me feel better

Then I sleep all day

Go out at night

I’m gonna leave early

Like I always do

It’s what I gotta do

I’ll never tell you

What I’m going through

[Verse 3]

After I woke up

I took a hit

To lay back down and feel like shit

It’ll get better

I know it will

With magic friends and magic pills

[Chorus]

So I do what I can but I feel like a man

I put on your big sweater

Make me feel better

Then I sleep all day

Go out at night

I’m gonna leave early

Like I always do

It’s what I gotta do

I’ll never tell you

What I’m going through

Aw Fuck!

[Outro]