Stay Frosty

I journeyed to the North
to hear what the preacher said.
He said, "Your arms too short to box with God.
Learn these words instead."

Gold tooth reflecting.
My advice is free.
There's a trick to Christian values
and it's compulsory.

Stay frosty.
That's what the preacher man said.
Stay frosty.
His words still racket in my head.

Can't control your future,
can't control your friends
in a world without end.

Stay frosty.
Hey yeah!
Stay frosty now.
Alright!
Woo!

Uh, uh, uh...(repeat)

And I traveled to the South.
The ancient rabbi appeared to me,
voice heavy with the sands of time,
he made me see:

"Same as Kabbalah Dave, but for you it's free."
God guides us on our journey
but careful with those feet.

Stay frosty
in a world without end.
Stay frosty
like the ancient immortal said.

Don't want 'em to get your goat?
Don't show 'em where it's hid.
And that's just what I did.

Stay Frosty!
(Woo look out!)
Stay Frosty now!
(Use my hand I won't look)
Uh oh!

Uh, uh, uh...(repeat)

I journeyed to the East
and I struggled to stay afloat.
A solitary Buddhist monk
threw me a rope.

Looked me in the eye
said, "Don't make me say this twice:
you want to be a monk?
you gotta cook a lot of rice."

Stay frosty
in a world without end.
Stay frosty.
Work hard at this my friend.

Look beyond the kung-fu fighting.
God is love
but get it in writing.

Stay frosty.
Stay frosty now.

(solo 1)

I wandered out west
to the California coast
where the folks who know about frostiness,
stay frostiest the most.

My brand new landlord
proposed me a toast:
my "West Coast Host"

Stay frosty.
Chant it like a mantra...
Stay frosty.
and there's nothin' you can't handle.

Far and wide,
far as you ramble,
trust in Allah
but tie up your camel.

Stay frosty.

(solo 2)