Sex in Minecraft (Track 12)

[Intro: Spoken]

So I've been checking out the Java version actually

Uhh, I-I didn't know if I was gonna install Bedrock or not

But uhh, I was thinking uhh, tonight

I was gonna do a new Realm or

P-play a new Realm with you, guys

But uhh I don't know, I might have the wrong version

Uhm does anyone know how to patch this?

Let's see here...

"I think you got a virus" why?

"Java is correct" is that it?

"Java is the way to go" okay 'cause I-I was wondering

I was initially trying to install uhm, what do you call it?

The uhh the, I-I-I was gonna do cross-play first on the Switch

[Verse 1: Spoken]

But then I realized that like Bedrock and Java is incompatible

But I was wondering, does the Switch support cross-play?

Or what do you mean?

But, but anyway, I know that Minecraft has been ported

To many, many different consoles

I was gonna play it on the laptop, PC

And then like, play a little bit on the Switch

But uh

[Verse 1: Sung]

When grandma died last year, I was really sad

But then I found Minecraft

And then I laugh at her death

Because the creeper is so funny and I cry

But when I discovered that I get diamonds I get real mad

I go to her grave and take a shit, because I hate that bitch

Oh Minecraft

[Chorus: Spoken]

"You can play it on your Ouya!" okay

"Prerecorded" no this is not a prerecorded bit

I'm-we're tryna iron out the problems with Minecraft

So we can play it tonight

Uh, oh yeah "for cross-play it's Bedrock"

So-so Bedrock, you can do it on

Java, so Java, Java is not cross-play, that is exclusive PC

[Chorus: Sung]

Sex in Minecraft, I'm having sex in Minecraft

I'm having sex in Minecraft, I'm having sex in Minecraft

I'm having sex in Minecraft

I'm having sex in Minecraft, and I'm having sex in Minecraft

Sex with creeper, sex with creeper

Sex, sex with creeper, sex with creeper, creeper!

[Spoken]

Ok so that's cross-play, that's good

[Verse 2]

One day, I was walking around, and then I saw a car accident

The people suffering an ambulance was still in the scene

And there was blood everywhere

[Spoken]

So I can, I can stil-

I can do cross-play

[Chorus: Sung]

And I cope with the situation by playing Minecraft

Oh the skin was everywhere, the nerves exploded

Playing Minecraft (oh this is fucking shit)

Oh Minecraft (ahh, sex)

[Outro: Sung]

This is the worst one yet, fuck!

[Outro: Spoken]

Anyway do you guys wanna play with some mods tonight?

I don't know if shaders counts as mods

And is-is-is-is-is it uhh you can do that?

"Absolutely" okay so you won't get like VAC banned

For that, right

"Shaders are not technically mods" ok so just like, do that

Okay, okay, well good, good to know, good to know

But yeah, let's play some Minecraft

Uh, how do we start with that?