Pokemon Villain Cypher

[Verse 1: Giovanni (Cam Steady)]

Who murders tracks while merkin' brats with stats that crack the dirt in half?

Who lures and traps your surgin' rat while turning that to thirty racks?

Who's earning massive stacks of cash with Persians perched upon his lap?

The word is fact, you're learnin' that no person has unearthed this badge

(Uh!) This is crime rap

(Uh!) With divine wrath

(Uh!) Diggin' trainers' graves with fissures like it's Minecraft

My lab's making mad gods to my lapdogs

If you face the bad boss, you're about to blast off

[Verse 2: Archie (Mix Williams)]

Don't fuck with the boss (For real)

Or you could chalk up a loss (Goddamn)

Give no fucks, I got rough skin, Sharpedo (Yuh)

Hydro Pump, bitch, I reload

I have a whale of a time, Kyogre, huh

Team Aqua gon' take the world over, huh

You know who the alpha, when you hear the laughter

I be the winner when it's over, huh (Let's go!)

Look at the drip (Uh)

I move like a man possessed (Yes, sir)

I call up my dogs to intimidate ya

You know we as bad as it gets

You get smacked up if you act up (Yeah)

You can ask those on Team Magma (Uh-huh)

If it's legends, then I catch 'em

Let my balls hang 'cause they masters, yeah

[Verse 3: Maxie (Connor Quest!)]

Magma, that's how I flow

No, the ocean can go, like a volcano

I evaporate, no emotion shown

For a whole damn zone, any stones that I throw

The impact'll shake Earth, causing a chasm

And big craters, course I'm a baddie

Kid, I hate ya, scorching the planet

And its nature, it's my nature

So, fuck the climate, primal instinct is what drives a man

My final plan's to buy up all the world as private land

I'm here to lead, they gon' hail me like a taxi cab

I'll make 'em bleed if they're stepping into Maxie's pad

[Verse 4: Cyrus (Kevin Krust)]

I'm headed to peak with the most righteous

So, you better remember the name Cyrus

I'm on a path that is intertwined with

A debt that's paid when the world goes silent

My isolation has proven useless

Still viewed with a clouded hubris

Watch as I prove my "distorted" views

Pinned against a few kids who think the world is

Worth saving? Oh, for creation!

Our divine right is to die and become vacant

I've got no patience for this time wasted

I'll become God, your judgement is waiting

I wanna bring rebirth and you fear

A world with no pain, a world with no spirit

Make space as my plan unfurls

And I'll show you the birth of an ideal world

[Verse 5: N (Zach B)]

Yeah

Act like I'm living in a fantasy

Not afraid of loss a bit, I've seen it all

Alone and young when they abandoned me

Speakin' the truth is ideal

You talk a lot in your shield

Only trying to do what I think is right

I couldn't really care how you feel

With any mission, they notice my diligence

What has more beauty and terror than innocence?

I find that heroes are often more villainous

How do we even notice what the difference is?

I ain't fulfilled, even if it gets me killed

Yeah, I know that isn't practical

But even still, wait 'til I show you my skills

Guess that's why they call me Natural

[Verse 6: Ghetsis (DizzyEight)]

Look, I been a savage

Even though you getting sonned, you a bastard

Put your body on a screen like plasma

That's the N for your team, catch the beam with your back up

I hope that you croak, 'cause I'm toxic

Blast off on your team like a rocket

I send out Reshiram, that be your requiem

Turbo Blaze, if I shoot, you can't stop this, they outta options

Ayy, I'm on a mission

They don't really get it, oh, you in your feelings?

I don't really feel it, I have an ambition

You not in my vision, I'm not what you missin'

I been a baller, I mastered this

He thought it was sweet, I ain't having it

Pulling the strings, what I dabble in

I do 'em like Black when attacking 'em

[Verse 7: Lysandre (NateWantsToBattle)]

And now it's time for repentance

I'll make this world in my image

I'm burnin' down this whole planet

With mandatory attendance

I know you can't comprehend it

Can't stop this ultimate weapon

This ugly world you're protecting

Is halting true evolution, ah!

If you don't mind my genocide

Gyaradosite, I'ma hold this

Got my finger on the trigger, I'm about to go down

Go down with the whole ship

You call it insane

I call it some flare, I'm bringing the pain

A beautiful world that will bow to my name

So, start up the battle, I'm ending the game, ah!

[Verse 8: Lusamine (SailorUrLove)]

Take a step back, here's a MILF that you don't wanna mess with

On a dark path, tainted president who's blessed with

An Ultra Beast I ain't afraid to unleash

Betrayed by my own family, I got nothin' to lose

But my Nihilego, gonna let it loose

It'll drop your ego, better beware

Alola ain't got nothin' left for me, I'm here in Ultra Space

Aether Paradise ain't the place I envisioned anyway

[Verse 9: Guzma (PE$O PETE)]

Life was unfair, I was dealt with a bad hand

So for those with bad luck, I opened my bad hands

They say I'm a bad man, but, actually, if you knew 'bout my strategies

You wouldn't be as mad as me, and realize I was that man

Ice on me real, fuck a Z-Crystal, uh (Yeah)

Cream of the crop with no Z-Crystals, uh

And just because my dance hit different doesn't mean we are forgettin'

No forgivin', we get buzzin' if you buggin' (Ayy!)

Fuck Kukui, no discussion

See us comin' and they runnin'

King on my team, no runner up, man

Through Alola cause destruction

[Verse 10: Rose (Ham Sandwich)]

They ain't got shit on the president

They know I carry that metal for mettlin' (Yes, sir!)

Everybody bein' hesitant (Yeah)

I'm in a high gear, my drive is evident (Yes, sir!)

Shift gear, know my drive is real

'Cause the end is coming and the time is near

But I been had a plan, I ain't got no fear

I'ma take the lead, I'ma volunteer

I got balls of steel, you a peon, dude

Beyond Grookey leveled like a Rillaboom

They talkin' down and say they could be in my shoes

But all I see a bunch of cap, I'm in Leon's room

This eon's doomed without me, tragic

Feel like a phoenix, I rose from the ashes

They know what separates Rose from the Ashes

Same thing separating poses and actions, peace

[Interlude: Jessie & James (HalaCG & GameboyJones), Both]

Prepare for trouble

And make it doub—

*screaming*

[Verse 11: Mewtwo (Rustage)]

Man-made, am I only a copy?

These humans can't stop me, I'm one of a kind (Yeah)

You bargain your life, these Pokémon slaves to their service

No purpose, they're out of their minds (Yeah!)

I'm not just a puppet, I strike back

Got your fate in my clutches, no life hacks

I got clones in the hundreds, that's my gang

You don't like that? Cut a lifespan

Bitch, I'm quite mad

Tryna send a message like a synapse (Ha)

You cannot defend, you finna fight bad (Yeah)

'Cause I'm not a weapon for a price tag (Yeah)

See the people moving like a timelapse (Yeah!)

Leaving bodies, breaking out of my lab (Yeah!)

You can try and face me but you'll die, sad (Yeah!)

This the climax

Make a motherfucker want to cry, Ash