Blind in Texas

An El Paso hellhole, I couldn't get much higher
White lightning moonshine, tastes like fire
I drank for free, till I couldn't see
I fell on the floor, what I said is
I'm blind in Texas, the Lone Star is hot tonight
I'm blind in Texas, the cowboys have taken my eyes

I drank Dallas whiskey and lost my mind
Had high-balls in Houston, three for a dime
Everything starts to spin, loaded on gin
I fell out the door, what I said is
I'm blind in Texas, the Lone Star is hot tonight
I'm blind in Texas, the cowboys have taken my eyes
San Antonio and the West Texas town, El Paso
Corpus Christi and Waco, the Yellow Rose is wild

Hey dude, let's party!
Raisin' hell in Austin, just after sundown
When the hoose-gow police decided to come round- they said
"Boy what's the matter with you, what you trying to do?"
I looked at the man and I said

Oh boy, I think I'll have another one of these
(You're dreamin' buddy)
What?
(Time to go home)
It's time to do what?
(Go home!)
Uh, but I don't wanna go home
Hell, home's in California, what am I supposed to do
Get on a horse and ride all the way back to LA?
(Yeah, don't fall off)
I don't understand
(We ain't got no more)
What do you mean you ain't got no more liquor?
(Split goofball!)
The hell you say! (Hahaha, suffer!)

I'm blind in Texas, the Lone Star is hot tonight
I'm blind in Texas

I'm blind in Texas

I'm blind

Texas, Texas, Texas