Taekwondo

[Intro]

What is bravery but the body's wisdom of its strength?

The coward and the hero march together within every man

[Verse 1]

I learned guitar just to play you this song

I took français just to give you le monde

I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, woah-oh, woah-oh

I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn

I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn

I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, woah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain]

(Say, I say)

Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing

'Bout a t'ing, no

Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing

'Bout a t'ing, no

'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything

I got your back

[Chorus]

I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you

I'll kick 'em with my toe

I got the situation under control

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]

I said, 'cause you're my number one

You're my number one

I got your back for sure

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Verse 2]

I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat

I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets

I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain]

(Say, I say)

Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing

'Bout a t'ing, no

Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing

'Bout a t'ing, no

'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything

I got your back

[Chorus]

I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you

I'll kick 'em with my toe

I got the situation under control

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you

I'll kick 'em with my toe

I got the situation under control

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]

I said, 'cause you're my number one

You're my number one

I got your back for sure

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

(Say, I say)

[Bridge]

I'mma break it down in the rap part

'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark

Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness

To mess with the mistress

I will throw a kick to your voicebox

My tiger claw will knock your socks off

Any tough chopper wants a death scrap

Will be lying

Flat on the back in a dirt nap

[Chorus]

I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you

I'll kick 'em with my toe

I got the situation under control

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

(He's taking taekwondo)

If people mess with you

I'll kick 'em with my toe

(He's gonna kick you with his big toe)

I got the situation under control

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]

I said, 'cause you're my number one

('Cause you're my number one)

You're my number one

('Cause you're my number one)

I got your back for sure

(I got your back, you know)

You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

(Say, I say)

[Outro]

The coward and the hero march together within every man