I Like to Hide in the Bathroom at Parties

One, two, three (Yeah)

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Been the same since graduation, being social makes me shy
Makes my heart have palpitations but I still want the invite
So that I can decline
Yeah, sometimes I force myself to leave my house and leave my shell
Then I'm standing in a stranger's living room, my living hell
I'm so tired, It's not my vibe
My phone just died
And that's why, I, I, I

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

God, I'm such a people person, I've got two friends and a dog
And my chronic introversion is iconic 'til it's not
That's what she said before she left
And now she's dancing in the kitchen with some other awful guy
I can't help but over listen to his awesome pick-up lines
My, oh my, it's such a vibe
Swallow my pride
And that's why I, I, I

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I like to stand by the door with my car keys (I can make a great escape)
Everyone's having a good time except me (Why was I born this way?)
Well, I just wanna go home (Right now)
But I don't wanna go home (Not now)
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (I like to hide in the bathroom at parties)

I'm not even sure what I came for (Came for)
I'm not really angry, I'm just bored (Fucking bored)
I, I, I, I