One of These

One thing leads, the other follows
And I don't know which one I should be
And does it really count if I choose to be none
I don't see why not
Can't imagine why it can't be
Why it can't be so easy to
I don't feel so good
Think I have to call into work
Think I have to roll in the dirt tonight
One of these
Can't put my finger on
'Cause it doesn't sit right
I don't know which one
Think I have to get rid of both
Wouldn't want anyone to choke on
I don't feel so lucky
Think I never had what it took
Think I never wanted it anyway
Can't imagine why it can't be
Can't imagine why it can't be
Why it can't be so easy
One thing leads, the other follows
And I don't know which one I should be
And does it really count if I choose to be none