When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty

[Chorus]

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating

When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating

When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright

When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

[Verse 1]

I used to stand proud like a sphinx

In a noble, immovable state

And then your heart nailed me under a jinx

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish

Just a spineless, wobbly jellyfish

And it's great, great, so great

[Chorus]

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating

When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating

When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright

When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

[Verse 2]

I used to stand high like a pine

Just a piece of emotionless wood

And when you put your body near mine

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish

Just a spineless, wobbly jellyfish

And it's good, good, so good

[Bridge]

I used to be an iceman, living in an iceman town

So I'm warning all you cool, cool icemen

Better be prepared to be melted right down!

Down!

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus]

When you're near me, I have difficulty respirating

When you're near me, I have difficulty concentrating

When you're near me, I have difficulty standing upright

When you're near me, I have difficulty sleeping at night

[Outro]

When you're near me, I have difficulty

When you're near me, I have difficulty

When you're near me, I have difficulty...