No Bed for Beatle John

No bed for Beatle John!

Beatle John Lennon lost his hospital bed yesterday to a patient

It happened at Queen Charlotte's Hospital, London

Where John was keeping vigil in the room

Where his girlfriend, Yoko Ono

Is being kept under observation

When he realized his bed was needed for an urgent case

John sent out for a sleeping bag

And last night

He was once more happily kicked out alongside Yoko

In the sleeping bag

Yoko who expects her baby next February

Will remain in the hospital for another few days

A Beatles spokesman said

There is a good chance for the baby's survival

The Beatles win battle of the nude LP!

The Beatles have won their fight to put out an LP record

With a sleeve showing John Lennon and Yoko Ono in the nude!

EMI, the world's biggest recording company

Whose artists includes the Beatles

Refused to handle the LP called 'Two Virgins'

Because of the sleeve

So did the group's American outlet, Capitol Records

But the record with its controversial sleeve

Will be released in both countries next month

An official of The Beatles Apple company said last night

The sleeve has not been censored or altered in any way

We are pleased it is being distributed

But it may be that some record shops

Will still refuse to handle it