ULTIMATE SUPER SMASH BROS RAP - [PART 3]

[Little Mac - Zach Boucher]

Ay

Sprinting in with these punches I hit with so much destruction

Don't flinch when I uppercut, never miss, I'm not one to fuck with

Stuck 'cause when I push you down, jabbing and locking you into the ground

When I turn around you won't be escaping your fate in the making when hearing this sound (uh)

POW for the crowd, send everyone out of bounds

The bruiser straight out the Bronx, you're never taking me down now!

This is how I swing, so much power I'mma bring

Don't you dare to think to step into this ring

[Ike - Mat4yo]

You're looking for a legend but you won't have a clue 'till a Hero this radiant dawns on you

It's the Mighty Ike, likе a knight I strike with a scythe made from iron and dynamitе

By the Crimean army I'm honored, with true skills that I learned from my father

You'd be mad trying to start up a war with a king who's clad in this super armor!

I'll Quick Draw my Ragnell on you with a flame so cool that it burns bright blue (Ooh!)

私の5フィートの剣のために準備する

Slow and steady, too heavy for these speedsters

One swing'll knock ya into the Great Aether

Not for glory, for my friends I fight

Just ask the audience who they like

[Lucario - TryHardNinja]

Combos, combos, combos, aura's high

Day dreams got these K.O's on my mind

All your hopes of glory, let 'em die

'Cause Lucario has got his eyes on the prize

Smash it all down, I'm making bodies rain

Stack the combo, I'm adding to the chain

Charge the sphere up and knock you out of place

Brawl in top form, I energize the game

When you slow down I'm picking up the pace

When you hit me I'm picking up your strength

You think I'm under the level that you play?

Come to B tier and say that to my face, punk

[Sheik - Trickywi]

I'm a fear to the weak, Queen of the Shadows, I'm the Sheik

Coming in from the smoke, you wouldn't know it was me

You aren't surviving this Sheikah, you never touching me either

I am the goddess on the top, an assassin underneath

Always landing all this damage 'til you panic, now you're irked

I got plenty different options, putting in all of this work

And then I'll vanish, and you're looking famished

Let me fill you with the hurt

Unmasking 'cause I'm laughing, beating you into the dirt

[Diddy Kong - Adam Purski]

Oh, who's this? Oh, you don't really know?

It's Diddy to the Kong you bitch (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

F*** Donkey Kong 'cause I'm the one

I'm not the one you should be messing with (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Here we go, you don't really wanna go smash

Can't hold back 'cause you know I'mma go nuts

Getting on the stage, yeah, Diddy on the way

Ain't P Diddy, no biggie, I wanna say that I'm winning every game

Hit 'em with a B

Peanut popgun, you're in a pinnacle of pain

I'll put you in a grave when I monkey flip

I thought you were the best, where's your confidence?

I'm three stocks up, get a lead on Kong?

Nah nah, slippin' every minute 'cause you couldn't really hit it

Now that is called "Smash Dysfunction"

You can go to Dr. Mario for tablets until you ain't rollin' in my barrel

There's no mass appeal

I'll make that head pop when I let the banana peel, you motherf-

[Dark Pit - GameboyJones]

Yo, yo

Dark Pit, you can put that on a hashtag

I'm about to take my foot and put it in they ass crack

People want to say that I'm evil, but yo, I'm past that

You can catch the tip of my blade, I got a fast slash

Ain't nobody gonna test this might

I'll shock fist with the left when I hit you right

All black with my clothes, I don't mess with white

I was cloned to be dark, I don't miss the light, now

UP+B, got your boy lookin' so fly

Oh my, I just took a stock with my dope rhymes

Bovine, I don't need your bull 'cause I'm gon' shine

Watch me hit the battle field, I'm makin' this my show time

Got these arrows, my aim is so straight and narrow

I'm getting right to the marrow when I pierce into your barebones

Yeah! Palutena, she can talk shit

But I am higher in the ranks, call me Dark Pit

[Pit - Divide]

I could take you so high you know

It doesn't matter where I drop the arrow

I'm making all the shots that I throw

Keeping K.O's on frequent, see 'em go down

Nobody said nobody I can't take out

I'm gonna hit 'em and split 'em providing the damage that they've been missing

Giving all that's with 'em a little something, not bluffin'

I don't fear 'em, just keep it moving, no chance improving

I'm disapproving when you always keep losing

I know

You think that there is still hope

Shield up, reflecting all that you throw

Pit's the name, welcome to the show

[Shulk - NoneLikeJoshua]

Aye

This ain't a rap though, it's Monado Art

Dissin' all the Smash Bros every time I got to start

You know that flow, written in a chronicle

Xenoblade, fast, slow, doesn't matter 'cause I'm Shulk!

My vision showed me that you will lose

I counter all attacks, Back Slash too soon

A fireflower spittin' more flame than you do

Time to activate Speed Art on the noobs

Stayin' above the rest by jumping over their heads

I'm bustin' up your defense because my shield is best but now your luck is less

Monado cuttin' up the decks

You thought I was runnin' alone but Riki, Dunban and Fiora with the Final Smash coming next

[Zero Suit Samus - ThighHighSenpai]

Showing utility, skillfully smashing you out of the map

It's my mobility, willfully you will not want to come back

I do it differently, killing you instantly, just my ability

Hitting you with an efficiency that will sufficiently end you with just one attack

Out of my suit, but stayin' the best beacuse you suck

Flipping, I'm kicking you through, jump

Papers are in for review, chump

Time's up

Paralyze yuh, clarified yuh, fried alive, I'm-

Showing you the passion for action to make a paradise, uh!

[Lucina - Chi-Chi]

Coming in from a distant future

Gonna show how to do it right, boy

Say you wanna smash? Bitch please, I came here for the fight

I don't have time to mess around

Gotta save the world, to keep it spinning round

Try to hit me up and I'll cut you down

Swing my sword to the sky, as you hit the ground, ow!

You know I'm here to conquer

Best bitch up on the roster

Representing Fire Emblem in this game of brutes and busters

I'm the queen of KO's, first choice of all the best players

And to all the haters listening in?

Call me Marth again, I dare ya

[Greninja - Tokumei]

Another ninja on the battlefield, hit me, I am unannealed

Sleeping on a Frokie but evolved into something real

Cut you into pieces with some deadly water shurikens

Slipping out the shadows then attack you at your weaknesses

Placed above the rest when you talk about the tier list

Tried to fucking nerf me, but honestly didn't do shit

So when you see me dropping each character off of the populous

Believe that it's Greninja taking each victory from your pocket, bitch

Uh, let me slow it down

What do I gotta prove in order to take the crown?

Like Little Mac bruised, you scrubs are going down

You dudes not losing is something I laugh about, yeah!

DOWN+B, then your life is gone

I come to kill, there ain't no one I'm going easy on

You lack the skill to handle the greatest Pokémon

Now enjoy the thrill of your hope being smashed upon

[King Dedede - FabvL]

King D on the map

Come and step to me, better know I'mma snap

Should be S tier, ice cold with a bat

Better run, I'mma lay you flat with a slap

Now I'm ready to Smash, you think that you're fast

But everybody quick with the dash are never a match

It's sickening how brittle and rash you move, it's unnatural

I'm sending Link to the Past, make Charizard ash

I'm taking out the trash, hammer down, you're flat

Combo wrap around the back, come in to get all again, it's a wrap

Got 'em making a plaque, never taking any damage attack

Have you Mr Game & Watching, blame the lag, you're bad

Stealing all your lives, give me the trophy

Bunch-a side kicks, might as well call you Yoshi

Moving slowly, but every time I hit the threats posing

It's lonely up here at the top but I'm coping

[Wario - Justin]

Wah-hah! Make way for the tank

Rich gold in these bars, wait 'till I break the bank

Think you got a chance against the microgame cast?

Then I'll set off stuff in the back such as gas! (Woo!)

These fools got nothing on me

When the sight of the bike makes the scene starts to scream

Well known as the man that's always quirky

Now get caught under these wheels because you know I'm ridin' dirty (Haa!)

I'm a superhero, "W" is what it's about

Chomped up some bars as I literally chewed you out

Rocked this franchise for a decade, you can try to take a spin but

It's been clear from the start that I'mma gonna win!

[Rosalina & Luma - HalaCG (Rosalina, Luma)]

The best team you'll ever encounter

All of our enemies scatter

Even when frozen and battered

Luma the star has my back (Yeah!)

Gliding through the sky, graceful as we fly

We'll be dodging, maneuvering, it'll be air that you strike

Luma's brightly glowing, as I go in, I'm flowing

Knowing you don't stand a chance with our potentials only growing

Powerful defending keeps preventing our streaks ending

While my magics abide, turning the tides, making moves on who's contending

I've got power from the galaxies, you guys won't be that hard to beat

It's time that we rule this arena, first place goes to Rosalina

[Palutena - EileMonty, (Palutena, Choir, Both)]

Well, excuse me princess! Got something to address

The goddess of light here taking flight, dear, use your power with all your might

Fear my celestial fire, my radiance purifier

Too bad for you, of course you'll lose, darling

Preach to the choir!

She will attack with heavenly grace (Heavenly Light!)

And then she'll laugh right in your face (Hahahaha!)

Against a Mega Laser we wish you luck!

I don't give a flying fuuuu-eather!

Everything you can do, I can do better

[Robin - Rustage]

Time to tip the scales!

I'm in it to win it, begin it

Exhibit abilities, killing it, literally

Write your obituary

Hitting Ylissean powers, devour, ignore durability

This my mission, I'm causing attrition

You're missing, I know your position

A licensed tactician, I'm leaving you wishing you listened to visions I gave you of twisted ambitions (RAH!)

Lighting every body bit, I spit

Critting, I embody blitz, I hit

Finish every bloody git, that's it

Knocking you into the pit

I'm a caster powered on

Leave you blasted 'til you're gone

You won't last after you spawn

They should leave you out like Chrom

[Dr. Mario - Cam Greely / VideoGameRapBattles]

Ay!

Pop a couple pillies and I'll sell a couple milli

See who got the sickest flow now that the doctor's in the buildin'

Try to step to Mario, I bet that you will not be feelin' very hot after this fever

Leaves you with a case of chillies, really

Spittin' like I'm illy, need to hit the THC (Aye!)

Y'all be cancer, I'm the cure, just check the PHD (Aye!)

You can call me biased but this game has got a virus

And the meds that I'm prescribing is the Doc in SSB (Aye!)

My diagnosis ends

You'll never fight again

You're in my hospital so take your vitamins

[Olimar - ShueTube]

Smashing the beat, bitch, it's Olimar

Captain of going hard, packing heat, strapped with a load of bars

Badly defeat any foe I spar

Most my opponents are weak and they stink like they blowin' farts

I think it's so bizarre, say they got bars but they flow is par

Say they go hard, I say "No, ya aren't"

Wait till I pull ya card, make the KO'in start

Slaying these lames paying no regard

Say it's a game, well I'm throwin' darts

Whipping these Pikmin, I throw em' far

Stick to my victims, they grip em' and hold ya arm

Wicked lil shits stay equip with invoking harm

Stripping your health, getting dealt with a loaded charge

Keep getting helplessly pelted and pulled apart

Need to get help, ring the bell, you too slow to guard

Seizing the belt for myself

Welp, it's over, darn

[Jigglypuff - Siege Rising]

Puffed up and ready with a steady attack

Now where you at? Pimp slapping you right off of the map

Give it a rest, you could never best me, test me

No contesting, while I'm professing my zest

I'mma Rollout quick

Spittin' bars so sick

You have never seen a Pokémon move like this

The name is Jigglypuff, you keep on actin' tough

This fight is rough, 'cause baby, I don't need a buff

Taking every single life while I'm making-

Combos swifter than a knife 'cause I'm slating

Hating on me, cause' I am the champ

There's no debating, because I'm revamped

I'mma smack you down and win this match

That's a catch, my fresh batch of moves and attacks

You're afraid, and don't know what to do

Who will be my next victim? I choose you

[Wii Fit Trainer - RockitGaming]

Wii Fit getting ripped

(Let me) Let me skip to the gym

Stacking up my defense, I'll be breathing solo

Yoga mobility combo, downward facing dog and it's all about the stretch, yo

3 sets, 10 reps

Putting up 2 hunny, pumping out my chest

Lunge then I drop with a goblet squat

It's a full body workout, let me Smash your hitbox

Sun salutation, I'm calculating a knock out

I've been training day in and out

Waiting to wear the Smash crown

Packing on pounds, continuously working out

It's why the call me the Wii Fit Trainer

Meteor smash, now you're all in danger

[R.O.B - Lyrical]

Fuck Wall-E bitch, it's R.O.B

AKA mech G.O.D

CPU on UFC, you 3PO I'm 2OP

This AI killing PVP with rockets spitting H-O-T

Since NES, the real OG

I don't KO, you D-I-E

I rock-em sock-em, leaderboards I top 'em

Take your stocks and drop 'em

Princesses take off dresses so they be on my hard drive often

Scrap ClapTrap, as fresh as the best

Ness backpack, crowd on that laugh track

Get your ass smacked back to the last map

Then call Duck Hunt homie, 'cause you're gonna need Aflak

[Duck Hunt - DefMatch]

Get a taste of dog meat everytime I lob skeets

Maybe got rabies, beware sharp teeth

Knocking someone out the ring? Maybe, sucker, not me

My master's got a shotgun, you don't want beef

Always kicking Hogans alley cans smoking the finale, damn

Beware explosion, choke in Death Valley, fam

Nothing better than a dog and a duck

Cause there's airborne fangs that will tear you up! [?]

Armed to the teeth, I'm in your zone with a beat down

Leave you wheezing, hardly breathing, bleeding, you won't rebound

Tweek em's all I need [?]

This is all I need [?]

Good boys never die

Leash's off, I'm free [?]

Crack of the rifle sounds, back or you might go down

Some breeds might get startled, yeah, but I like it loud

Come in different combinations like dalmatians (Hahaha)

[Ganondorf - NemRaps]

Yeah, yeah

You know who the man is, Super Villain landing

My friends call me Ganondorf, you can call me Ganon

Float across the map and bust yo ass with a flame choke

Literally whipping Link to ashes, flame smoke

Swing my cape (uh), and throwing up my fist (uh)

They try to copy my swag (uh), but they can't do it like this

Anybody ready to battle, they might miss

I'm about to break you down with a high kick

Everybody calling me evil like I'm sick, but what would you do with a blade like this? (Huh?)

See me swinging my sword?

Gonna slash you life, I'm takin' it by force

Gonna smash yo wife, she naked on my floors

Ménage à trois, we makin' a Tri-force (Ha!)

Yeah I hit that, better get back, or you 'bout to get smacked to the side of the level

I'm the King of the Thieves, better think twice 'fore you look into the eyes of a devil

Beast Mode!

I'm taking on at least four

I eat foes, you gon' need combos and cheat codes

Please, yo

I don't give a damn about no hero

Link? No

Sheik? No

I'm the Demon King, ho