Small Town Scandal

She's all dressed up like a prom queen
An all-American hottie
In her rhinestone boots and her daisy dukes
She's got me (she's got me)

This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don't know what's going on
But they're so damn mad that they're so turned on
So we took it to the middle of the room
So they could get a better view

Can't you hear the whole room talking?
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it's a small town scandal

So we swapped lip gloss
And we took it to the floor
She gets frisky drinking whiskey, so we drank a little more
She got me tied up like a cherry stem
We're pissing off some ugly men
But the bouncer was her friend
So he kicked them out the door

This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don't know what's going on
But there's nothing like a down home dream in a high-rise thong

Can't you hear the whole room talking?
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it's a small town scandal

So swing your hips and do a little dip
Grab someone and kiss 'em on the lips
Tap your right heel, left heel, give your hat a tip
All the girls in flannel do the small town scandal

Slide to the right and when you hit the spot
Drop it low and, baby, don't stop
She rode my big pink tractor straight until the dawn
And she didn't even care that I hadn't mowed the lawn

Can't you hear the whole room talking? (Come on, girls)
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it's a small town scandal

Take on now
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