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Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

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Alpha Male Tea Party

Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

Release date: 26th August 2013

Superstar Destroyer Records
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Label
Superstar Destroyer Records
Release year
2013
Primary genre
Alternative
Copyright
℗ 2013 Superstar Destroyer Records
  1. 1I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway
    2:24
  2. 2Taste Like Dog
    4:25
  3. 3Go To the Ant, You Sluggard
    5:43
  4. 4Truffles
    2:28
  5. 5Boris Bike Briefcase Man
    5:37
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