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Bicurious

Bicurious

The Physics House Band

Town Portal

Town Portal

Adebisi Shank

And So I Watch You From Afar

And So I Watch You From Afar

Three Trapped Tigers

Three Trapped Tigers

Enemies

Enemies

Vessels

Vessels

Brontide

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Releases

Albums

Reptilian Brain

Reptilian Brain

3rd October 2025

Infinity Stare

Infinity Stare

4th December 2020

Health

Health

23rd June 2017

Droids

Droids

2nd June 2014

AMTP

AMTP

21st April 2012

EPs

Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

26th August 2013

Upcoming Festival Appearances

ArcTanGent 2026

Aug 19 - Aug 22

2000trees 2026

Jul 8 - Jul 11

Tracks by Alpha Male Tea Party

55 tracks in our catalogue

(I'm Operatin' On) Feel AloneReptilian Brain

A Terrible Day to Have EyesReptilian Brain

All Become One When the Sun Comes to EarthReptilian Brain

All Foot and No MouthReptilian Brain

Athlete's FaceDroids

Alpha Male Tea Party — (I'm Operatin' On) Feel Alone (from Reptilian Brain) [3:36]
Alpha Male Tea Party — A Terrible Day to Have Eyes (from Reptilian Brain) [5:48]
Alpha Male Tea Party — All Become One When the Sun Comes to Earth (from Reptilian Brain) [6:34]
Alpha Male Tea Party — All Foot and No Mouth (from Reptilian Brain) [3:44]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Athlete's Face (from Droids) [5:56]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Baker's Dozen (from AMTP) [4:04]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Ballerina (from Health) [3:14]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Battle Crab (from Reptilian Brain) [4:10]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Bonfire Disaster Movie (from Infinity Stare) [5:47]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Boris Bike Briefcase Man (from Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide) [5:37]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Carpet Diem (from Health) [4:34]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Dead Outside (from AMTP) [3:12]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Depressingly Shit Lunchtime Sandwich (from AMTP) [5:05]
Alpha Male Tea Party — Desperate for an Atmosphere (from Infinity Stare) [5:17]

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Baker's DozenAMTP

BallerinaHealth

Battle CrabReptilian Brain

Bonfire Disaster MovieInfinity Stare

Boris Bike Briefcase ManReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

Carpet DiemHealth

Dead OutsideAMTP

Depressingly Shit Lunchtime SandwichAMTP

Desperate for an AtmosphereInfinity Stare

Don't You Know Who I Think I AmHealth

Go To the Ant, You SluggardReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

God Is Love but Satan Does That Thing You Like with His TongueDroids

God U.N.I.T.Infinity Stare

Griff Rees HomesAMTP

Happy as Larry, Larry Is DeadDroids

Have You Ever Seen MilkHealth

Hostess ImperialReptilian Brain

I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks AnywayReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

I Haven't Had a Lunch Break Since Windows Vista Came OutDroids

I Still Live at HomeHealth

Infinity StareInfinity Stare

It's All About the ThroatAMTP

Jason F****d the ArgonautsAMTP

Judas the TenderiserDroids

Leather DiamondInfinity Stare

Locker TalkInfinity Stare

Mild LanguageInfinity Stare

Mutha Hubbard Wha' Choo Doin' in Ma Cupboard?!AMTP

My Ship Is ShipshapedAMTP

Nobody Had the Heart to Tell Him He Was on FireHealth

Powerful and ProfessionalHealth

Probably Just HungryReptilian Brain

Reach for the Stars Kid but Don't Blame Me If It Makes You MiserableDroids

Sad BalloonInfinity Stare

Scumbag AllianceReptilian Brain

Sniper's DreamReptilian Brain

Solidarity Disco BanquetReptilian Brain

Some SoldiersHealth

Taste Like DogReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

The Museum of WalkingHealth

Theme from MastermindDroids

They'd Get The GuillotineInfinity Stare

TrufflesReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

We Should Be AnimalsAMTP

We Should Be Animals IIAMTP

Year of WinterInfinity Stare

You Are My the RockDroids

You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Listen to GenesisDroids

Your Happiness Was Stored on a Hard Drive and Is Now CorruptDroids

Alpha Male Tea Party — Don't You Know Who I Think I Am (from Health) [5:10]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Go To the Ant, You Sluggard (from Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide) [5:44]

Alpha Male Tea Party — God Is Love but Satan Does That Thing You Like with His Tongue (from Droids) [5:50]

Alpha Male Tea Party — God U.N.I.T. (from Infinity Stare) [3:56]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Griff Rees Homes (from AMTP) [6:23]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Happy as Larry, Larry Is Dead (from Droids) [4:19]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Have You Ever Seen Milk (from Health) [6:29]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Hostess Imperial (from Reptilian Brain) [3:42]

Alpha Male Tea Party — I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway (from Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide) [2:25]

Alpha Male Tea Party — I Haven't Had a Lunch Break Since Windows Vista Came Out (from Droids) [5:02]

Alpha Male Tea Party — I Still Live at Home (from Health) [4:03]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Infinity Stare (from Infinity Stare) [4:17]

Alpha Male Tea Party — It's All About the Throat (from AMTP) [5:30]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Jason F****d the Argonauts (from AMTP) [6:44]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Judas the Tenderiser (from Droids) [4:51]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Leather Diamond (from Infinity Stare) [4:45]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Locker Talk (from Infinity Stare) [4:18]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Mild Language (from Infinity Stare) [4:54]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Mutha Hubbard Wha' Choo Doin' in Ma Cupboard?! (from AMTP) [3:23]

Alpha Male Tea Party — My Ship Is Shipshaped (from AMTP) [6:30]

Alpha Male Tea Party — No More (from Health) [4:08]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Nobody Had the Heart to Tell Him He Was on Fire (from Health) [3:21]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Powerful and Professional (from Health) [3:54]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Probably Just Hungry (from Reptilian Brain) [2:56]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Reach for the Stars Kid but Don't Blame Me If It Makes You Miserable (from Droids) [4:20]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Sad Balloon (from Infinity Stare) [3:07]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Scumbag Alliance (from Reptilian Brain) [3:46]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Sniper's Dream (from Reptilian Brain) [5:40]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Solidarity Disco Banquet (from Reptilian Brain) [3:43]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Some Soldiers (from Health) [4:56]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Taste Like Dog (from Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide) [4:26]

Alpha Male Tea Party — The Museum of Walking (from Health) [3:45]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Theme from Mastermind (from Droids) [3:23]

Alpha Male Tea Party — They'd Get The Guillotine (from Infinity Stare) [5:21]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Truffles (from Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide) [2:28]

Alpha Male Tea Party — We Should Be Animals (from AMTP) [6:13]

Alpha Male Tea Party — We Should Be Animals II (from AMTP) [2:10]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Year of Winter (from Infinity Stare) [2:26]

Alpha Male Tea Party — You Are My the Rock (from Droids) [3:42]

Alpha Male Tea Party — You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Listen to Genesis (from Droids) [3:41]

Alpha Male Tea Party — Your Happiness Was Stored on a Hard Drive and Is Now Corrupt (from Droids) [2:17]

(I'm Operatin' On) Feel AloneReptilian Brain
3:36
A Terrible Day to Have EyesReptilian Brain
5:48
All Become One When the Sun Comes to EarthReptilian Brain
6:34
All Foot and No MouthReptilian Brain
3:44
Athlete's FaceDroids
5:56
Baker's DozenAMTP
4:04
BallerinaHealth
3:14
Battle CrabReptilian Brain
4:10
Bonfire Disaster MovieInfinity Stare
5:47
Boris Bike Briefcase ManReal Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide
5:37

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