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The Healing Power of Horses have announced ‘8725’, their second EP in six months
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Kesha has dug into the ‘Animal’ archives for her long-lost ‘Backstabber’ video
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Little Grandad have shared ‘A Minute On The Lips’ and announced a January in-store tour
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CMAT has performed ‘Take a Sexy Picture of Me’ and more for NPR's Tiny Desk
•
girl in red has released her new EP ‘BLUE’, exploring change and fresh starts
•
David Bowie's unreleased 1978 concert film ‘Stage’ is getting a spectacular arena revival
•
Mia Joy is taking flight with new single ‘Wings of Desire’ and her second album
•
Heartworms is back with a sinister new single, ‘Guess I’m Stuck In The Dark’
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Phoebe Bridgers has been announced as All Points East 2027’s first headliner
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FKA twigs will curate Meltdown 2027 at Southbank Centre
•
Hot Chip have announced their new album, ‘A Long Way From Kansas’
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The Cribs have announced a Wakefield show for ‘Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever’ anniversary
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Tate McRae has released ‘Housewife’ with a South of France-shot video
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Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan have released their ‘expectations’ remix
•
Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour
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The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more
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Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity
•
JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'
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47 tracks in our catalogue · Showing 1–47
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Bark Up The Wrong Tree
Ejaculation
Beautiful Jap A Little
Ejaculation
Bell, Money, God
Ejaculation
Bend By Twisting
Ejaculation
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Free Punk Customize Kit
Damaging Brain
Free Punk Customize Kit
Deal And Dejection
Free Punk Customize Kit
Diddly Shit
Ejaculation
Dogma
Free Punk Customize Kit
Door
Face
2:04
Dropped Bomb
Free Punk Customize Kit
Ears
Face
1:46
Egoist Guidance
Free Punk Customize Kit
Ejaculation // Assfort
Ejaculation
Eyeball To Eyeball
Face
3:40
Face
Face
5:09
Fairyland&Nonchalant
Free Punk Customize Kit
Fucked By Choice
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Fuse
Face
2:45
Get On My Nerves
Ejaculation
Get The Drop On
Ejaculation
Held At The Long Saw
Ejaculation
Intelligence
Ejaculation
Kill Thanks People 2nd
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Lay Up, Lay Into
Free Punk Customize Kit
Line
Face
4:58
Mass For The Dead
Ejaculation
Maximize
Ejaculation
Need
Free Punk Customize Kit
Negative Smile
Free Punk Customize Kit
No Make Love Destroy
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
No More Make Love Destroyers
Free Punk Customize Kit
Nose
Face
4:07
Offensive
Free Punk Customize Kit
On Or Off
Ejaculation
P.K.O
Ejaculation
Pretender
Ejaculation
Realistic Katharsis
Free Punk Customize Kit
Royalty
Ejaculation
Scrag
Ejaculation
Something To Test, Something To Push
Ejaculation
Spittle
Face
4:29
Sweat
Face
5:37
Throat
Face
3:11
Totally Insane
Ejaculation
Watchfull Power
Face
2:40
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Face (2004)
Free Punk Customize Kit (2001)
Change Of Price Or Real Speed (1999)
Ejaculation (1995)
Bark Up The Wrong Tree
Ejaculation
Beautiful Jap A Little
Ejaculation
Bell, Money, God
Ejaculation
Bend By Twisting
Ejaculation
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Change Of Price Or Real Speed
Free Punk Customize Kit
Damaging Brain
Free Punk Customize Kit
Deal And Dejection
Free Punk Customize Kit
Diddly Shit
Ejaculation
Dogma
Free Punk Customize Kit
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