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Assholeparade

ASSHOLEPARADE

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Also known asAsshole ParadeÅsshole Parade

Members

Brian Johnson (4)Darren KuceraChuck RaganDrew DeMaioMatt SweetingTravis Johnson (3)Jon WeisbergTravis GinnTony MarquezChris CampisiEd Dimarco

Music videos by Assholeparade

Music videos

Assholeparade — Palatka - AssholeParade Split Lp - Palatka side only

Palatka - AssholeParade Split Lp - Palatka side only

Assholeparade — PALATKA / ASSHOLEPARADE - split LP (1997)

Releases

Albums

Embers

2006

Palatka / Assholeparade

1997

EPs

Say Goodbye

2005

Tracks by Assholeparade

50+ tracks in our catalogue

10 Items Or LessEmbers

ArmslingPalatka / Assholeparade

As Nails RustSay Goodbye

Back-Up SystemPalatka / Assholeparade

Biometric VerificationEmbers

10 Items Or LessEmbers
1:25
ArmslingPalatka / Assholeparade
As Nails RustSay Goodbye
0:55
Back-Up SystemPalatka / Assholeparade
Biometric VerificationEmbers
0:38
Black ElkPalatka / Assholeparade
Checklist LifeEmbers
0:30
Closure BugsEmbers
0:51
Congested OpticsEmbers
1:00
Cool Breeze's Daring Escape From HogtowPalatka / Assholeparade

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PALATKA / ASSHOLEPARADE - split LP (1997)

Assholeparade — Assholeparade - Embers Full Album (2006)

Assholeparade - Embers Full Album (2006)

Assholeparade — Assholeparade - Mr Rippington's Revenge

Assholeparade - Mr Rippington's Revenge

Assholeparade — Ansojuan/Asshole Parade split 7"

Ansojuan/Asshole Parade split 7"

Assholeparade — AssholeParade - Welcome Fucking Home EP

AssholeParade - Welcome Fucking Home EP

Assholeparade — Assholeparade - Puncture The Quiet Life

Assholeparade - Puncture The Quiet Life

Assholeparade — Assholeparade - As Nails Rust

Assholeparade - As Nails Rust

Palatka / Assholeparade

Checklist LifeEmbers

Closure BugsEmbers

Congested OpticsEmbers

Cool Breeze's Daring Escape From HogtowPalatka / Assholeparade

Dirty WordSay Goodbye

DogbiteSay Goodbye

Employment FairPalatka / Assholeparade

Exploding Club Of HeartsSay Goodbye

Failed To MentionEmbers

Haunted House MoviePalatka / Assholeparade

Hogtowne AnthemEmbers

Home Is Killing MePalatka / Assholeparade

I'm The Most Important Fucking Person In The Whole WorldPalatka / Assholeparade

Intro SongPalatka / Assholeparade

Loose Lips Sink Ships (Part 1)Palatka / Assholeparade

Mail-In ResultPalatka / Assholeparade

MisinformedPalatka / Assholeparade

Modern ProblemsEmbers

Mr Rippingtons RevengeSay Goodbye

Nailed To The X-BoxEmbers

Pasq DoanEmbers

President SpeaksPalatka / Assholeparade

Puncture The Quiet LifeSay Goodbye

Quarterpipe Aka Fresh Off The SlopesEmbers

Re-Throned EmperorEmbers

Red TapeSay Goodbye

Rock Concert!Palatka / Assholeparade

SampleSay Goodbye

Say Goodbye To My Little FriendsSay Goodbye

Scuba Diving & Politics Dont MixEmbers

Short, Fast, Recovery PlanSay Goodbye

Shroom ThrashEmbers

Smoking SectionPalatka / Assholeparade

Soldier With Staring ProblemPalatka / Assholeparade

Soldiers 3 - The Final ChapterEmbers

Soldiers IISay Goodbye

Soldiers/ProblemsSay Goodbye

Still Love Me MomsEmbers

Taco Bell Has Nothing To Do With Hardcore.Palatka / Assholeparade

Thaw (Cold World)Embers

The Cash In Of The ChristEmbers

The Eyes And Ears Of The Shit LegislatorsPalatka / Assholeparade

The Uncomfortable GoodbyeEmbers

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