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Stella Lefty has announced her debut album 'Long Way Home'•

venbee has announced her new EP 'back to the drawing board' with 'stars (john's local)'•

HMLTD have returned with their confrontational new single 'Blitzkrieg'•

Slayyyter is buying herself out of heartbreak with 'brand new chanel$'•

Remi Wolf has returned with buttless banger 'Twiggy'•

Keo have packed out a Manchester skatepark for their new 'Pistol' video•

Rachel Chinouriri has announced her second album 'I think I spoke too soon'•

Mercury Prize has revealed this year's 12 shortlisted albums•

Do Nothing question life on autopilot with their new single 'Act Natural'•

Robyn has released a new version of 'Talk To Me' with Zara Larsson•

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Down With Boring reports in from Dork's Latitude 2026 takeover•

NCT 127 have announced their seventh full-length album 'BLINGY'•

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The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•

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Releases

Albums

Funny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

Funny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

2023

Split

2023

Cute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs

Cute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs

2022

Ugly, Gross and Cute

Ugly, Gross and Cute

2021

Rotten Inside

Rotten Inside

2021

EPs

Chip Withdrawal

2023

G30ep - EP

G30ep - EP

2022

Her Braces

2021

Your Nails Look Cute EP

Your Nails Look Cute EP

2021

Creepy Fetishist Music EP

Creepy Fetishist Music EP

2019

Tracks by Cement Tea

20+ tracks in our catalogue

3,14, Ru, LightsonFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

Amateur TelepathCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs

Antisocial AuraRotten Inside

BanabaFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

BemvdUgly, Gross and Cute

CalciumexcessFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

Cement Tea - Gabbaliv5Split

Cement Tea vs. THE D3VI7 - SplitSplit

Chip WithdrawalChip Withdrawal

Chip Withdrawal (Bonus Sodium)Chip Withdrawal

CutreportCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs

Damn, I'm BrokeCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs

Densetsu No MahouRotten Inside

DrinkbarRotten Inside

ElectricityG30ep - EP

FlueFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There

Flying IdeasCreepy Fetishist Music EP

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3,14, Ru, LightsonFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There
3:45
Amateur TelepathCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs
4:10
BanabaFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There
3:19
CalciumexcessFunny Music For the Prettiest Faces Out There
3:31
Cement Tea - Gabbaliv5Split
Cement Tea vs. THE D3VI7 - SplitSplit
Chip WithdrawalChip Withdrawal
4:54
Chip Withdrawal (Bonus Sodium)Chip Withdrawal
4:52
CutreportCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs
3:19
Damn, I'm BrokeCute Reporter In a Apocalypse of Mutant Beachballs
3:24

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Music videos

Cement Tea — G30

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Cement Tea — Time to Eat Cake

Time to Eat Cake

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Calciumexcess

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Millionhorse