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Count Portmon

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Also known asJan Faix

Music videos by Count Portmon

Music videos

Count Portmon — Count Portmon - RCL-290 (bonus video)

Count Portmon - RCL-290 (bonus video)

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Albums

Count Portmon

2014

EPs

Non-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure

2012

Singles

Obsessions

2012

Tracks by Count Portmon

15 tracks in our catalogue

Atopic PoemNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure

Implosive LanguageNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure

Atopic PoemNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure
17:22
IObsessions
19:15
IIObsessions
5:45
IIIObsessions
25:00
Implosive LanguageNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure
21:10
Ritual PhrasesNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure
4:34
Somersaults In SpaceNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure
10:18
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2:50
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23:21
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5:37

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Ritual PhrasesNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure

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Somersaults In SpaceNon-Verbal Clues To A Feeling Of A Lack Of Closure

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