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Artists
Custard

CUSTARD

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Also known asCustaro

Members

Andrew LancasterDave McCormack Glenn ThompsonPaul MedewDanny PlantMatthew StrongJames StrakerShane BruunGavin Herrenberg

If you like Custard

Beck

Beck

Prince

Prince

Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu

Releases

Albums

Suburban Curtains

Suburban Curtains

2024

Respect All Lifeforms

2020

The Common Touch

2017

Come Back, All Is Forgiven

2015

Loverama

Loverama

14th June 1999

We Have the Technology

We Have the Technology

27th September 1997

Wisenheimer

Wisenheimer

6th November 1995

Wahooti Fandango

1994

EPs

Custard

1992

Other

Shonky Songs

Shonky Songs

1999

Play the Hits

Play the Hits

Apartment

Apartment

Music Is Crap

Music Is Crap

Nice Bird

Nice Bird

Tracks by Custard

50+ tracks in our catalogue

(Feels Like…) Ringo

1990'sCome Back, All Is Forgiven

2000 WomanThe Common Touch

3RRR Session, 1994

A Cat Called NoRespect All Lifeforms

A Job In Rock 'N' RollWisenheimer

Almost Like a SongLoverama

Aloha TambourinistWahooti Fandango

Aloha Tambourinist

AloneWahooti Fandango

Alphabet StreetShonky Songs

Anatomically CorrectWe Have the Technology

Anatomically Correct

Anatomically CorrectWe Have the Technology

Anna LuciaButtercup

ApartmentWisenheimer

ApartmentWisenheimer

ArmageddonThe Common Touch

BadlovingWahooti Fandango

BedfordButtercup

Black RinseSuburban Curtains

Bye Bye BirdieWahooti Fandango

C Is For CookieButtercup

Charlie BrownButtercup

Coat Of PaintSuburban Curtains

Cold Heart (Take Me Down To Rockdale Plaza)Suburban Curtains

ColumbusWisenheimer

Come TuesdayRespect All Lifeforms

Contemporary ArtCome Back, All Is Forgiven

Correctional Facility of LoveLoverama

Couple's FightRespect All Lifeforms

Cut LunchWisenheimer

D.E.A.F.Buttercup

Dear WeddosSuburban Curtains

DeleriousButtercup

DeleriousCustard

Diplomat Of LoveSuburban Curtains

Dix TVWahooti Fandango

Do It AgainWisenheimer

Dr Huxley CreeperThe Common Touch

DreamerWisenheimer

Eight Years of Rock and Roll Has Completely Destroyed My MemoryWe Have the Technology

FactualCome Back, All Is Forgiven

Fantastic PlasticWahooti Fandango

Fifty PlusSuburban Curtains

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(Feels Like…) Ringo
3RRR Session, 1994
A Job In Rock 'N' RollWisenheimer
2:26
Almost Like a SongLoverama
3:57
Aloha Tambourinist
Alone
Alphabet StreetShonky Songs
Anatomically CorrectWe Have the Technology
2:43
Anatomically Correct
Anatomically CorrectWe Have the Technology
2:43

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Totally Confused

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We Have the Technology

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Streetwaves

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Alphabet Street

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Totally Confused (Take One)

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Scared of Skill

Scared of Skill

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Hit Song

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Nice Bird

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Leisuremaster

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The New Matthew

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Someday

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Molecules Colliding

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Music videos by Custard

Music videos

Custard — Mimi

Mimi

Custard — Funny

Funny

Custard — The Wahooti Fandango

The Wahooti Fandango

Custard — Custard - Police Cars (Official video)

Custard - Police Cars (Official video)