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Artists
Geriatric Unit

GERIATRIC UNIT

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Members

Kalvin PiperStephen CharlesworthGords

Jim Rushby

Jamie Thomson (2)

Releases

Albums

Audit Of Enemies

2010

Permethrin Blues

2009

Distance And Damage

2008

EPs

Never Give Up!

2012

Life Half Over EP

2007

Nuclear Accidents EP

2007

Tracks by Geriatric Unit

50+ tracks in our catalogue

All Tries Will FailPermethrin Blues

AntidepressionNuclear Accidents EP

At Least Not TodayDistance And Damage

Audit Of EnemiesAudit Of Enemies

Black DogNuclear Accidents EP

Can't SleepNuclear Accidents EP

Caved In MessDistance And Damage

Christmas 1977 (The Endless Sickness)Permethrin Blues

Conundrum Alpha MaleAudit Of Enemies

Cupboard Of ShameLife Half Over EP

Digital DeathPermethrin Blues

Distance And DamageDistance And Damage

Don't Want To Be Young AgainDistance And Damage

DoorknockerAudit Of Enemies

Drunk It All AwayLife Half Over EP

Gotta' Make A Friend?Nuclear Accidents EP

GoutroPermethrin Blues

HappenedNuclear Accidents EP

HappeningNuclear Accidents EP

Hell Is Just Too Good For YouDistance And Damage

I Never Wanted FriendsLife Half Over EP

Inclusion / ExclusionDistance And Damage

Intro / We Still Care / Off And On AgainNever Give Up!

IronyPermethrin Blues

It's Time To ChooseNuclear Accidents EP

Just Like WhineAudit Of Enemies

Kill The PoseNuclear Accidents EP

LayersPermethrin Blues

Let It RotAudit Of Enemies

Life Half OverLife Half Over EP

Life In ReverseAudit Of Enemies

Life In Reverse*/**Never Give Up!

Little Voice Of ReasonNuclear Accidents EP

Machinations**Never Give Up!

Nervous WreckDistance And Damage

Never Give Up (For Crucial Section)Never Give Up!

Never Work Me OutAudit Of Enemies

No Reason**Never Give Up!

No SolutionsAudit Of Enemies

Out Of TouchNever Give Up!

Pay To PlayAudit Of Enemies

Peace Of MindDistance And Damage

People Are StupidLife Half Over EP

Perfect WorldPermethrin Blues

Permethrin BluesPermethrin Blues

Radioactive DinnerLife Half Over EP

Rats And SlugsAudit Of Enemies

Scene CreationLife Half Over EP

Second-Hand IdeasDistance And Damage

Secret ImpostorDistance And Damage

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All Tries Will FailPermethrin Blues
AntidepressionNuclear Accidents EP
At Least Not TodayDistance And Damage
Audit Of EnemiesAudit Of Enemies
Black DogNuclear Accidents EP
Can't SleepNuclear Accidents EP
Caved In MessDistance And Damage
Christmas 1977 (The Endless Sickness)Permethrin Blues
Conundrum Alpha MaleAudit Of Enemies
Cupboard Of ShameLife Half Over EP

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Music videos by Geriatric Unit

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Geriatric Unit — Storing Up Problems

Storing Up Problems

Geriatric Unit — Radioactive Dinner

Radioactive Dinner

Geriatric Unit — Cupboard Of Shame

Cupboard Of Shame

Geriatric Unit — Layers

Layers