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  1. I wanna see my friends dicks
  2. I'm hoarding cum
  3. I'm quitting my job tomorri
  4. I'm ran throughSecrets
  5. Mother's prayer
  6. My sisters tryin’ to fuck and she needs to chill
  7. Passed out drunk making mac and cheese woke up to a fireman in my apartmentSecrets
  8. Poop is pee and pee is poop
  9. Purposely relapsing for attentionSecrets
  10. Purposely relapsing for attention (feat. Suki Waterhouse)Secrets
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Mother's prayer

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‘Club Kid’ is getting a 35mm preview at San Francisco’s Castro Theatre
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‘Club Kid’ is getting a 35mm preview at San Francisco’s Castro Theatre

Jordan Firstman will join a post-screening conversation when SFFilm presents A24’s ‘Club Kid’ on 2nd November.

22 Sept 2026 • 9:53 pm
‘Jim Queen’ has shared a first clip featuring Jordan Firstman
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‘Jim Queen’ has shared a first clip featuring Jordan Firstman

A first clip from Cannes animated comedy ‘Jim Queen’ introduces Jordan Firstman leading its English-language voice cast.

12 Sept 2026 • 4:23 pm