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9 tracks in our catalogue

  1. I wanna see my friends dicks
  2. I'm hoarding cum
  3. I'm quitting my job tomorri
  4. I'm ran throughSecrets
  5. Mother's prayer
  6. My sisters tryin’ to fuck and she needs to chill
  7. Passed out drunk making mac and cheese woke up to a fireman in my apartmentSecrets
  8. Poop is pee and pee is poop
  9. Purposely relapsing for attentionSecrets
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I'm quitting my job tomorri

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Purposely relapsing for attention

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I'm hoarding cum

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Poop is pee and pee is poop

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I'm ran through

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Passed out drunk making mac and cheese woke up to a fireman in my apartment

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Mother's prayer

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I wanna see my friends dicks

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My sisters tryin’ to fuck and she needs to chill

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