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Kingsize Dick

KINGSIZE DICK

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Also known asHeinz GanssDickKing Size DickKing-Size DickThe King Size Singers

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Dick & AlexKing Size Dick Un Die Fädije

Releases

Albums

Loss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

1995

Drum...

1991

Tracks by Kingsize Dick

30 tracks in our catalogue

Alles Weed JoldLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

BethlehemLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

BonustrackDrum...

Dat Deit Joot (You're No Good)Drum...

Dat Lääve Jeit WiggerLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Dat Schönste JeschenkLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Dat Wor Weihnachten, Wo Ich Su Off Drahn DenkLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

DoheimLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Du Mähs Mich AanDrum...

Freut Üch AllLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

GloriaLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

HallelujaLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Heidschi BumbeidschiLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Ich Han JenoochDrum...

Ich Han Kein LossDrum...

Kölsche WeihnachtLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Leise Rieselt Der SchneeLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Loss Mer All Noh'm Dom JonnLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Mir Jeit Et JootDrum...

Nä, Wor Dat SchönDrum...

Schloof WiggerDrum...

Sößer De Jlocke...Loss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Su Schön Wie NieLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Su Stell Kann Weihnachten SinnLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Wat Es Et Lääve Wert / What Is A Life In This WorldDrum...

Wat Es LossLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Weihnachten Bei DirLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

WeihnachtszickLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)

Alles Weed JoldLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
2:37
BethlehemLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
3:35
BonustrackDrum...
Dat Deit Joot (You're No Good)Drum...
3:38
Dat Lääve Jeit WiggerLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
2:59
Dat Schönste JeschenkLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
3:32
Dat Wor Weihnachten, Wo Ich Su Off Drahn DenkLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
3:26
DoheimLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
2:25
Du Mähs Mich AanDrum...
5:32
Freut Üch AllLoss Mer All Noh'm Dom Jonn... (Weihnachtszick Met King Size Dick)
1:59

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Music videos by Kingsize Dick

Music videos

Kingsize Dick — King Size Dick - Dach För Dach

King Size Dick - Dach För Dach

Kingsize Dick — King Size Dick - Bes He Hin Un Nit Wigger

King Size Dick - Bes He Hin Un Nit Wigger

Kingsize Dick — Jede Morje jeden Ovend

Jede Morje jeden Ovend

Kingsize Dick — King Size Dick - Ich Dank Üch

King Size Dick - Ich Dank Üch