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Robert Pollard

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Also known asRobert Ellsworth Pollard, Jr.BOBBobBob PollardPollardR PR. PallardR. PollardR.PollardRobertRobert E Pollard Jr.Robert E. PollardRobert E. Pollard JrRobert E. Pollard Jr.Robert E. Pollard, Jr.Robert Pol LardRobert Pollard Jr.Robert RambyTobin SproutTrevor Dralloprobertpollard

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Guided By Voices Phantom TollboothPsyclopsNightwalker (2)Airport 5 Lexo And The Leapers Hazzard Hotrods Robert Pollard And His Soft Rock RenegadesMeat Kingdom GroupFat Chance

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Music videos by Robert Pollard

Music videos

Robert Pollard — Too Much Fun

Too Much Fun

Robert Pollard — Robert Pollard - Kick Me And Cancel

Releases

Albums

Of Course You Are

2016

Faulty Superheroes

2015

Honey Locust Honky Tonk

2013

Blazing Gentlemen

2013

Mouseman Cloud

2012

Jack Sells The Cow

2012

Lord Of The Birdcage

2011

Space City Kicks

2011

We All Got Out Of The Army

2010

Moses On A Snail

2010

The Crawling Distance

2009

Elephant Jokes

2009

Superman Was A Rocker

2008

Robert Pollard Is Off To Business

2008

Coast To Coast Carpet Of Love

2007

Standard Gargoyle Decisions

2007

Normal Happiness

2006

From A Compound Eye

2006

Fiction Man

2004

Edison's Demos

2004

EPs

Weatherman And Skin Goddess

2008

Silverfish Trivia

2007

Zoom

2005

Music For 'Bubble'

2005

Other

Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

14th December 1999

Waved Out

Waved Out

21st June 1998

Tracks by Robert Pollard

50+ tracks in our catalogue

(All You Need) To KnowElephant Jokes

1 Years OldRobert Pollard Is Off To Business

1000 Royalty StreetBlazing Gentlemen

50 Year Old BabyFrom A Compound Eye

747 EgoMusic For 'Bubble'

747 Ego (Oh Yeah)

And I Don't (So Now I Do)Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department
And My Unit MovesSpeak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department
Caught Waves AgainWaved Out
(All You Need) To KnowElephant Jokes
3:45
1 Years OldRobert Pollard Is Off To Business
1:53
1000 Royalty StreetBlazing Gentlemen
50 Year Old BabyFrom A Compound Eye
2:13
747 EgoMusic For 'Bubble'
747 Ego (Oh Yeah)Music For 'Bubble'
A Boy In MotionFrom A Compound Eye
1:37

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Slick as Snails

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Pop Zeus

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Do Something Real

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Artrock Unicorns

1st Joint

Turned Up Turner

Huge On Pluto

The Unfriendly

Good Parts Only Corporation

Too Proud To Practice

Ghost Fart

Royal Japanese Daycare

Whitey Museum

Bozo's Octopuss

8th Dwarf

Moonchief

Panzee

Urinary Track Stars

The Judy Plus Nine

Approval Of Mice

Matted Pelt

Elf God

Nicotine Cranes

Doctor Formula

Academy Of Crowsfeet

Pearly Gates Smoke Machine

A A Bottom

Magic Toe

Arthur Psycho And The Trippy Warts

Stingy Queens

Go Back Snowball

Fast Forward Life

Mooshoo Wharf

Champion Hairpuller

Bravery Umpire

Crushed Being Groovy

Ghetto Blaster (3)

Zeppelin Commander

Howling Wolf Orchestra

Hoof (2)

Psycho And The Birds

Freedom Cruise

The Moping Swans

Brainbow

The Fun Punk 5

Red Faced Rats

Modular Dance Units

Ax (3)

Bleep Bleep F*ck

U B Hitler

7 Feet Of Sunshine

The Fake Organisms

The Pukes

7 Dog 3

Timid Virus

We Too Bark

Peter Built Bombs

Hey John, Bees

The One Too Many

Burial Wind

Billy Ray Human

Terror Of Living

Manimal

The Needmores

Heavy River

The Plexigrall Bee-hive

The Inbrids

Usually To Death

The Bug-Eyed Mums

Sucko

Wig Stomper

Karma Yeah

Apes In The Window

Stumpy In The Ocean

Hot Skin Apartment

Ragged Enzymes

The Bad Babies

Some Are Bullets In Dreams

Mutts U.K.

Shoot'em

Bore Co.

Monkey Business (3)

Watts (5)

Boston Spaceships

Lectricaroo

The Cum Engines

King's Ransom

Radiation Feeder

Alien Mofo

The CD's

Royal Canadien Mustard

Gel Clay

Blaine Hazel

Search (8)

Mother's Day Haircut

History Of Well Hung Men

Kelsey Boo Flip

Bird Shit Mosaic

The Sums

10 Second Coma

Demon Gods Of Anger

The Flattering Lights

Autobahn Damen

Erotic Zip Codes

C.C. Rip

Curtis E. Flush

Gavin Speaks

The Constant Rushing Forward

Jubilant Toy Soldiers

Ben Franklin Air Bath

The Tallywackers

Naymoan Regas

Bumble Gub

Basic Switches

Aerial Poop Show

Major Cockamamie

Dream Reaper

Ghetto Tree

Mr. Inspection Table

The Working Girls

The Sobbers

Explosion Topic

Cubscout Bowling Pins

The Perfect Nose Club

Service Of A Bullet

The Beautiful Orange Lemonade

Angel And The Alley Oops

Looker (2)

The Governers

Pig Lucy

Hearthrob Johnson Firestone

Pilthy May

The Worst Santini

Equal In Coma

Heartless Microscopes

Video Bearhunt

Kid Biscuit

Star Of Hungry

Fate 1 Mile

Limited Transplitter

Remington Ash

East Dayton Rock Co.

Manners Of Flash

The Talent

The Original Anacrusis

The Sunflower Logic

Knuckles And MacDougal

The Stools (2)

Cash Rivers And The Sinners

Rip Van Winkle (5)

Robert Pollard - Kick Me And Cancel

Robert Pollard — Soul Train College Policeman (2019 Remaster)

Soul Train College Policeman (2019 Remaster)

Robert Pollard — Faster the Great

Faster the Great

Robert Pollard — Robert Pollard - People Are Leaving

Robert Pollard - People Are Leaving

Robert Pollard — Jumping

Jumping

Robert Pollard — The Weekly Crow

The Weekly Crow

Robert Pollard — Photo Enforced Human Highway

Photo Enforced Human Highway

Music For 'Bubble'

A Boy In MotionFrom A Compound Eye

A Constant StrangleMoses On A Snail

A Flowering OrphanFrom A Compound Eye

A Trophy Mule In ParticularEdison's Demos

Accident HeroElephant Jokes

Accidental Texas WhoNormal Happiness

AccusationsStandard Gargoyle Decisions

AirsHoney Locust Honky Tonk

All Men Are FreezingMusic For 'Bubble'

And I Don't (So Now I Do)Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

And My Unit MovesSpeak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

Another Man's BloodSuperman Was A Rocker

Apology In AdvanceEdison's Demos

Architectural Nightmare ManElephant Jokes

Arrows And BalloonsMoses On A Snail

Ash Ript TelecopterLord Of The Birdcage

AspersionLord Of The Birdcage

Aspirin MoonMouseman Cloud

Back To The FarmSuperman Was A Rocker

Bats Flew UpMouseman Cloud

Beat Your WingsEdison's Demos

Big GroceriesJack Sells The Cow

Big Time WrestlingMoses On A Snail

Bizarro's Last QuestFaulty Superheroes

Blasted But It's EasyEdison's Demos

Blazing GentlemenBlazing Gentlemen

Blessed In An Open HeadFrom A Compound Eye

Blowing Like A SunspotSpace City Kicks

Blown Out ManElephant Jokes

Boring AboutMusic For 'Bubble'

Boxing AboutNormal Happiness

Built To ImproveFiction Man

Butcher ManStandard Gargoyle Decisions

By Silence Be DestroyedThe Crawling Distance

Cafe Of EliminationFaulty Superheroes

Cameo Of A SmileWe All Got Out Of The Army

Captain BlackMotel Of Fools

Catherine From Mid-OctoberZoom

Cats Love A ParadeSilverfish Trivia

Caught Waves AgainWaved Out

Cave ZoneThe Crawling Distance

Chance To Buy An IslandNot In My Airforce

Chief MeteorologistMouseman Cloud

Children Come OnFiction Man

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Frequent Weaver Who Burns

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Tight Globes

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And I Don't (So Now I Do)

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Life is Beautiful

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Port Authority

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Larger Massachusetts

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Caught Waves Again

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Soul Train College Policeman

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And My Unit Moves

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