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Scallops Hotel

SCALLOPS HOTEL

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Pharoahe Monch

Pharoahe Monch

Antipop Consortium

Antipop Consortium

Beans (NY)

Beans (NY)

R.A.P. Ferreira

R.A.P. Ferreira

Forest Swords

Forest Swords

Busdriver

Busdriver

Music videos by Scallops Hotel

Music videos

Scallops Hotel — milo - budding ornithologists are weary of tired analogies [Full album]

milo - budding ornithologists are weary of tired analogies [Full album]

Scallops Hotel — scallops hotel - air (DOOM in the scallops hotel) flip

Releases

Albums

Kef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

2023

Bob's Son

2021

Too Much Of Life Is Mood

2016

Poplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

2013

EPs

Plain Speaking

Plain Speaking

5th May 2015

Singles

Sovereign Nose Of Your Arrogant Face

Sovereign Nose Of Your Arrogant Face

Other

over the carnage rose a voice prophetic

over the carnage rose a voice prophetic

27th June 2017

Tracks by Scallops Hotel

50+ tracks in our catalogue

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171: Man and the CosmosPlain Speaking

2Too Much Of Life Is Mood

50 CentaursPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

a beat for cousin HarryToo Much Of Life Is Mood

a gasp of vast aire (black balloons)

171: Man and the CosmosPlain Speaking
2:51
A Terror Way Beyond FallingSovereign Nose Of Your Arrogant Face
2:53
Accept The MysteryKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)
2:14
As It Pleases MeKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)
2:41
Battle Report
BirtherPlain Speaking
2:39
Bookoo Bread CoPlain Speaking
2:01
Chamber MusicKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)
1:52
Divine EraKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)
3:00
Enoch LightKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)
2:11

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milk toast

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What am i (antipop consortium take a trip to the scallops hotel)

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Secure As 2 Bobbypins

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Scallops Hotel — A Terror Way Beyond Falling

A Terror Way Beyond Falling

Scallops Hotel — Scallops Hotel "sovereign nose of (y)our arrogant face" Mixtape Review

Scallops Hotel "sovereign nose of (y)our arrogant face" Mixtape Review

Scallops Hotel — R.A.P. Ferreira & Scallops Hotel ‎– Bob's Son | Vinyl Unboxing

R.A.P. Ferreira & Scallops Hotel ‎– Bob's Son | Vinyl Unboxing

Scallops Hotel — scallops hotel(milo) - scallops hotel [Full Album]

scallops hotel(milo) - scallops hotel [Full Album]

Scallops Hotel — scallops hotel - whereareewe

scallops hotel - whereareewe

Scallops Hotel — scallops hotel - Sovereign Nose of (y)our Arrogant Face - [Full Album]

scallops hotel - Sovereign Nose of (y)our Arrogant Face - [Full Album]

Too Much Of Life Is Mood

a groove for Cara JaneToo Much Of Life Is Mood

a handful of mulberry berriesToo Much Of Life Is Mood

A Terror Way Beyond FallingSovereign Nose Of Your Arrogant Face

abomunist manifestoBob's Son

Accept The MysteryKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

acting thinking feelingToo Much Of Life Is Mood

ahmad jabar, wizard and friendToo Much Of Life Is Mood

As It Pleases MeKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

battle reportBob's Son

Bergamot GamutPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

BirtherPlain Speaking

bobby digital's little wingsBob's Son

Bookoo Bread CoPlain Speaking

Budlong WoodsPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

Chamber MusicKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

different vibes from roToo Much Of Life Is Mood

diogenes on the auction blockBob's Son

discussing lanquidity with the Moor ft SB the MoorToo Much Of Life Is Mood

Divine EraKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

Enoch LightKef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

Evil Doer Melody (This Can't Be The Place)Poplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

hank dumas' thoughtsToo Much Of Life Is Mood

high rise in newarkBob's Son

holy water is not for quenching thirstToo Much Of Life Is Mood

Karl Drogo SighsPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

listeningBob's Son

milk toastpoplar grove (or how to rap with a hammer)

Milk ToastPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

My Granddad's Soul With Thanks To Will For Helping Me Find ItPoplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

Nimzo Indian (My Regards)Kef 33 (Scallops Hotel Hosts A Reading Of The Purple Moonlight Pages)

ninth day at the groceryToo Much Of Life Is Mood

niopo tree stipendToo Much Of Life Is Mood

noises people of color makeToo Much Of Life Is Mood

One Eight-Hour Shift At The Theater Will Earn You $66Poplar Grove (Or How To Rap With A Hammer)

primordial rhythm bopper's equationToo Much Of Life Is Mood

redguard snipersBob's Son

Redguard Snipers

rejoiceBob's Son

Roc Marciano Riff Suite 1Plain Speaking

sadik made me these slippersToo Much Of Life Is Mood

Secure As 2 Bobbypins

sips of ripple wine (no stemware)Bob's Son

skrenthBob's Son

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Bookoo Bread Co

Bookoo Bread Co

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A Terror Way Beyond Falling

A Terror Way Beyond Falling

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