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Also known asSclong

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Dave MelloGavin MacArthurPat Mello

Releases

Albums

The Singles 1989-1995

2007

Limpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

1996

Fish Booty

1995

Schlong's Punk Side Story

1995

Waxy Yellow Buildup

1992

Punk Side Story

Punk Side Story

EPs

Pooploops

1994

Limp 7"

1991

Tracks by Schlong

20+ tracks in our catalogue

(They Long To Be) Close To YouThe Singles 1989-1995

3Waxy Yellow Buildup

A Boy Like That/I Have A LovePunk Side Story

A Boy Like That/I Have A LoveSchlong's Punk Side Story

AmericaSchlong's Punk Side Story

AmericaPunk Side Story

Any Major DudeLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Ass Me Tomorrow Butt, Don't Tell Me You Love MeFish Booty

Blatant ShittyWaxy Yellow Buildup

Bogey In My ButtFish Booty

Card ShuckleLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

CarsLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Chicken FatLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Comfortably NumbPooploops

CoolSchlong's Punk Side Story

CoolPunk Side Story

Cream Bush OceansprayWaxy Yellow Buildup

Dance At The GymPunk Side Story

Dance At The GymSchlong's Punk Side Story

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A Boy Like That/I Have A LovePunk Side Story
3:14
AmericaPunk Side Story
3:08
CoolPunk Side Story
2:42
Dance At The GymPunk Side Story
3:53
(They Long To Be) Close To YouThe Singles 1989-1995
3Waxy Yellow Buildup
3333Fish Booty
1:39
A Boy Like That/I Have A LoveSchlong's Punk Side Story
3:13
AmericaSchlong's Punk Side Story
3:08
Any Major DudeLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

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Schlong — Schlong & One Eye Open ‎- Limpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Schlong & One Eye Open ‎- Limpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Schlong — Poop Tart

Poop Tart

Schlong — Schlong - Limp 7"

Schlong - Limp 7"

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