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Also known asSclong

Members

Dave MelloGavin MacArthurPat Mello

Music videos by Schlong

Music videos

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Schlong — Poop Tart

Releases

Albums

The Singles 1989-1995

2007

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1996

Fish Booty

1995

Schlong's Punk Side Story

1995

Waxy Yellow Buildup

1992

EPs

Pooploops

1994

Limp 7"

1991

Tracks by Schlong

50+ tracks in our catalogue

(They Long To Be) Close To YouThe Singles 1989-1995

3Waxy Yellow Buildup

A Boy Like That/I Have A LoveSchlong's Punk Side Story

AmericaSchlong's Punk Side Story

(They Long To Be) Close To YouThe Singles 1989-1995
3Waxy Yellow Buildup
3333Fish Booty
1:39
A Boy Like That/I Have A LoveSchlong's Punk Side Story
3:13
AmericaSchlong's Punk Side Story
3:08
Any Major DudeLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind
Ass Me Tomorrow Butt, Don't Tell Me You Love MeFish Booty
3:34
Blatant ShittyWaxy Yellow Buildup
Bogey In My ButtFish Booty
2:42
Card ShuckleLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

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Poop Tart

Schlong — Schlong - Limp 7"

Schlong - Limp 7"

Schlong — Schlong - Don't Mind Me I've Got Jock Itch

Schlong - Don't Mind Me I've Got Jock Itch

Schlong — 3333

3333

Schlong — Schlong - Poop Loops 7"

Schlong - Poop Loops 7"

Schlong — Little Splooge

Little Splooge

Schlong — Bogey In My Butt

Bogey In My Butt

Limpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Ass Me Tomorrow Butt, Don't Tell Me You Love MeFish Booty

Blatant ShittyWaxy Yellow Buildup

Bogey In My ButtFish Booty

Card ShuckleLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

CarsLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Chicken FatLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Comfortably NumbPooploops

CoolSchlong's Punk Side Story

Cream Bush OceansprayWaxy Yellow Buildup

Dance At The GymSchlong's Punk Side Story

Days Of Our LiversFish Booty

Diamonds & CrustLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Dick Turtle, Space PirateLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Dirty WorkLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Don't Mind Me, I've Got Jock ItchWaxy Yellow Buildup

Down Wid Su FessLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

EarwaxWaxy Yellow Buildup

FinaleSchlong's Punk Side Story

Fistfull Of PancreasFish Booty

FleabiteWaxy Yellow Buildup

For All We KnowThe Singles 1989-1995

Fred FightLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

GamblingPooploops

Gee Officer KrupkeSchlong's Punk Side Story

Good QuestionWaxy Yellow Buildup

Goodbye To LoveThe Singles 1989-1995

Goodbye To RomanceLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Grim Grinning GhostsLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Hurting Each OtherThe Singles 1989-1995

I Feel PrettySchlong's Punk Side Story

It Sucks To Be Fucked By JesusWaxy Yellow Buildup

It's Going To Take Some TimeThe Singles 1989-1995

James BrownLimpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind

Jet SongSchlong's Punk Side Story

Kegs Of AlcatelFish Booty

Kid CharlemagneFish Booty

Killer HippoWaxy Yellow Buildup

Killing Rock And RollPooploops

Lasted LongWaxy Yellow Buildup

Life Sucks, But Money's CoolLimp 7"

Little Green BananaFish Booty

Little SploogeFish Booty

MariaSchlong's Punk Side Story

Mighty Dork And The Power LiversFish Booty

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