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Music videos by Schwartzeneggar

Music videos

Schwartzeneggar — SCHWARTZENEGGAR - Take Your Elbows Off The Table 7" - UK PUNK VINYL

SCHWARTZENEGGAR - Take Your Elbows Off The Table 7" - UK PUNK VINYL

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - Today (w/ lyrics)

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Albums

The Way Things Are....And Other Stories

1994

Tracks by Schwartzeneggar

8 tracks in our catalogue

Cool White LieThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

HandsThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

Moustaches, Aftershave & FightsThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

Mutual Assured DestructionThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

Rulers Of The RoostThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

Cool White LieThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
2:18
HandsThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
2:45
Moustaches, Aftershave & FightsThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
2:22
Mutual Assured DestructionThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
3:27
Rulers Of The RoostThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
3:57
Slice Of LifeThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
4:16
The Road To HellThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
2:19
The Way Things AreThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories
2:12

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Schwartzeneggar - Today (w/ lyrics)

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - Hands

Schwartzeneggar - Hands

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - Moustaches, Aftershave & Fights

Schwartzeneggar - Moustaches, Aftershave & Fights

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - The Road To Hell

Schwartzeneggar - The Road To Hell

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - Cool White Lie

Schwartzeneggar - Cool White Lie

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar ‎– The Way Things Are....And Other Stories LP (1994) [VINYL RIP] *HQ AUDIO*

Schwartzeneggar ‎– The Way Things Are....And Other Stories LP (1994) [VINYL RIP] HQ AUDIO

Schwartzeneggar — Schwartzeneggar - Rulers Of The Roost

Schwartzeneggar - Rulers Of The Roost

3:57

Slice Of LifeThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

The Road To HellThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories

The Way Things AreThe Way Things Are....And Other Stories