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Stoned Jesus | Artist profile | Dork

Artists
Stoned Jesus

STONED JESUS

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Yuriy KononovIgor SidorenkoNick CoboldAlexander EphirZViktor KondratovSergii SliusarDmytro ZinchenkoAndrew RodinVadym Matiyko

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1000mods

Mars Red Sky

Dozer

Dozer

Somali Yacht Club

Truckfighters

Truckfighters

Kadavar

Kadavar

Dopelord

Samsara Blues Experiment

Monolord

Monolord

Greenleaf

Greenleaf

Releases

EPs

Stormy Monday

2011

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The Seeds Vol. II

The Seeds Vol. II

Seven Thunders Roar

Seven Thunders Roar

Father Light

Father Light

From the Outer Space

From the Outer Space

Songs to Sun

Songs to Sun

First Communion

First Communion

The Harvest

The Harvest

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Tracks by Stoned Jesus

50+ tracks in our catalogue

201The Seeds Vol. II

202The Seeds Vol. II

203The Seeds Vol. II

Bear CaveStormy Monday

Black ChurchThe Harvest

Black WoodsFirst Communion

Black WoodsFirst Communion

Bright like the MorningSeven Thunders Roar

Bright Like the Morning (2011 Live)Seven Thunders Roar (Anniversary Deluxe Edition)

Buried Alive by Love

Buried Alive by Love (Cover)

Distant LightPilgrims

Drunk And HornyStormy Monday

Drunk and Horny / A Clinique Poem

Eastern MagicFrom the Outer Space

Electric Mistress

Electric Mistress (Edit)Seven Thunders Roar (Anniversary Deluxe Edition)

ExcitedPilgrims

Falling ApartFirst Communion

Father LightFather Light

Get What You Deserve

Hands Resist HimPilgrims

Here Come the RobotsThe Harvest

Here Come the Robots

I'm the MountainSeven Thunders Roar

I’m the MountainSeven Thunders Roar

IndianSeven Thunders Roar

Insatiable KingFrom the Outer Space

Insatiable King (Outtake)Seven Thunders Roar (Anniversary Deluxe Edition)

Lost in the RainSongs to Sun

New DawnSongs to Sun

OccultFirst Communion

QuicksandSongs to Sun

Red WineFirst Communion

Rituals of the SunThe Harvest

Season of the WitchFather Light

See You on the RoadSongs to Sun

Silkworm ConfessionsThe Harvest

Starshine HarvestThe Seeds Vol. II

Stormy MondaySeven Thunders Roar

Stormy Monday (Edit)Stormy Monday

Stormy Monday (Edit)Seven Thunders Roar (Anniversary Deluxe Edition)

Stormy Monday (Extended)Stormy Monday

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201The Seeds Vol. II
202The Seeds Vol. II
203The Seeds Vol. II
ApathyPilgrims
Black ChurchThe Harvest
Black WoodsFirst Communion
Black WoodsFirst Communion
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Bright like the MorningSeven Thunders Roar
Bright Like the Morning (2011 Live)Seven Thunders Roar (Anniversary Deluxe Edition)
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Indian

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Electric Mistress

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Here Come the Robots

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Stormy Monday

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Red Wine

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YFS

YFS

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Falling Apart

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Thessalia

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Occult

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Stoned Jesus — Stoned Jesus - Seven Thunders Roar (Full Album)

Stoned Jesus - Seven Thunders Roar (Full Album)

Stoned Jesus — Electric Mistress

Electric Mistress

Stoned Jesus — I'm The Mountain

I'm The Mountain

Stoned Jesus — STONED JESUS - First Communion (2010) Full Album Official

STONED JESUS - First Communion (2010) Full Album Official