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Tracks by The Funeral Portrait

11 tracks in our catalogue

Flowers in the Attic

In The Bleak Midwinter

Paper Mache Man

You’re So Ugly When You Cry

The Funeral Portrait — Alien
The Funeral Portrait — Flowers in the Attic
The Funeral Portrait — Hearse for Two
The Funeral Portrait — Holy Water
The Funeral Portrait — In The Bleak Midwinter
The Funeral Portrait — Meanwhile
The Funeral Portrait — Paper Mache Man
The Funeral Portrait — Suffocate City
The Funeral Portrait — The Crash
The Funeral Portrait — Voodoo Doll
The Funeral Portrait — You’re So Ugly When You Cry

Alien
Flowers in the Attic
Hearse for Two
Holy Water
In The Bleak Midwinter
Meanwhile
Paper Mache Man
Suffocate City
The Crash
Voodoo Doll

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Suffocate City

Suffocate City

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Hearse for Two

Hearse for Two

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Meanwhile

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The Crash

The Crash

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You’re So Ugly When You Cry

You’re So Ugly When You Cry

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Alien

Alien

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Voodoo Doll

Voodoo Doll

Lyrics

In The Bleak Midwinter

In The Bleak Midwinter

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Holy Water

Holy Water

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Paper Mache Man

Paper Mache Man

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Flowers in the Attic

Flowers in the Attic

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The Funeral Portrait Tour Dates

JUN

29

Mon

Rebellion Manchester

Manchester

JUN

30

Tue

Downstairs at The Dome

London