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The Funeral Portrait

THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT

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Members

Stephen DanzeyAJ PekarekChris King (17)Lee Jennings (2)Juergie Landstrom

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Ice Nine Kills

Archers

Archers

If Not for Me

If Not for Me

Fame On Fire

Fame On Fire

Motionless in White

Motionless in White

TX2

TX2

Catch Your Breath

Catch Your Breath

Point North

Point North

Beyond Unbroken

Beyond Unbroken

Memphis May Fire

Memphis May Fire

Releases

Singles

Flowers in the Attic - Single

Flowers in the Attic - Single

The Crash - Single

The Crash - Single

Other

Sounds from Beyond the Abyss Vol.1

Sounds from Beyond the Abyss Vol.1

Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Greetings from Suffocate City

Greetings from Suffocate City

Tracks by The Funeral Portrait

31 tracks in our catalogue

Alien (Demo)Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Blood MotherGreetings from Suffocate City

ChernobylGreetings from Suffocate City

CreepSounds from Beyond the Abyss Vol.1

Dark ThoughtsGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Alien
Alien (Demo)Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)
Blood MotherGreetings from Suffocate City
ChernobylGreetings from Suffocate City
CreepSounds from Beyond the Abyss Vol.1
Dark ThoughtsGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)
Dark Thoughts (Remix)Greetings from Suffocate City
DopamineGreetings from Suffocate City
EvergreenGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)
Flowers in the AtticFlowers in the Attic - Single
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Holy Water

Holy Water

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Suffocate City

Suffocate City

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Dark Thoughts

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Dark Thoughts (Remix)

Greetings from Suffocate City

DopamineGreetings from Suffocate City

EvergreenGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Flowers in the AtticFlowers in the Attic - Single

Flowers in the Attic

Friends Like TheseGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Generation PsychoGreetings from Suffocate City

Hearse for Two (Remix)Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

In The Bleak Midwinter

Lost BoyGreetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Mad WorldSounds from Beyond the Abyss Vol.1

Mad WorldSounds from Beyond the Abyss, Vol. 1 - EP

Paper Mache Man

Stay WeirdGreetings from Suffocate City

Stay Weird (Beyond the Abyss)Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

Suffocate City (Live)Greetings from Suffocate City (From Beyond the Abyss: Deluxe Edition)

The CrashThe Crash - Single

Voodoo Doll (Remix)Greetings from Suffocate City

You’re So Ugly When You Cry

Hearse for Two

Hearse for Two

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Voodoo Doll (Remix)

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Stay Weird

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Evergreen

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Alien

Alien

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Chernobyl

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Blood Mother

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The Crash

The Crash

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Generation Psycho

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The Funeral Portrait Tour Dates

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Rebellion Manchester

Manchester

JUN

30

Tue

Downstairs at The Dome

London

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