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Members

Mark Gardener (2)Mark Bailey (3)SnedKeith Gilbert (2)Mr Terry Dogga

Music videos by The Wankys

Music videos

The Wankys — The Wankys & Fuzzy Glue Buzz - Noise Chaos (Full Album)

The Wankys & Fuzzy Glue Buzz - Noise Chaos (Full Album)

The Wankys — The Wankys - Knock One Out (Full Album)

Releases

Albums

Knock One Out

2012

The Very Best Of Hero

2008

EPs

Weapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

2010

The Wankys / Lotus Fucker

2010

Noise Punk EP

2007

Tracks by The Wankys

44 tracks in our catalogue

A New Path Is OpenedThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker

ABC I Still Love Fucking Noise PunkWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

Assume MeKnock One Out

Beer And FuckWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

Bombs AwayThe Very Best Of Hero

C.R.A.Z.E. PowerNoise Punk EP

A New Path Is OpenedThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker
ABC I Still Love Fucking Noise PunkWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag
Assume MeKnock One Out
Beer And FuckWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag
Bombs AwayThe Very Best Of Hero
C.R.A.Z.E. PowerNoise Punk EP
CC'Mon And Feel The Terrible NoiseThe Very Best Of Hero
Climb The Ladder Of PowerWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag
Complete DisorderThe Very Best Of Hero
Demon DrinkThe Very Best Of Hero

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The Wankys - Knock One Out (Full Album)

The Wankys — Lotus Fucker "The Meaning Of Alchemy"

Lotus Fucker "The Meaning Of Alchemy"

The Wankys — The Wankys - The Very Best Of Hero (Full album 2007)

The Wankys - The Very Best Of Hero (Full album 2007)

The Wankys — Lotus Fucker "A New Path Is Opened"

Lotus Fucker "A New Path Is Opened"

The Wankys — The Wankys / Lotus Fucker - Split EP

The Wankys / Lotus Fucker - Split EP

The Wankys — The Wankys - Princess Wanky

The Wankys - Princess Wanky

The Wankys — The Wankys - Noise Punk EP

The Wankys - Noise Punk EP

CC'Mon And Feel The Terrible NoiseThe Very Best Of Hero

Climb The Ladder Of PowerWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

Complete DisorderThe Very Best Of Hero

Demon DrinkThe Very Best Of Hero

Don't Make Me LaughThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker

Down The DrainWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

Ear Damage NoiseWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

EscapeThe Very Best Of Hero

Finally She Got A New DogThe Very Best Of Hero

Fuckin' BankersThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker

H.A.T.E.Weapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

Hey Crusty Have A Fucking Bath !Weapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

I Got VasectomyWeapons Of Musical Destruction 8 Inch Plus Wank - Mag

I Love JabNoise Punk EP

I'm Addicted To PunkThe Very Best Of Hero

It's A Punk Rock LifeThe Very Best Of Hero

Just One BeerThe Very Best Of Hero

Love Is BlindKnock One Out

Lucky FuckerKnock One Out

Meltdown Of Planet EarthThe Very Best Of Hero

Mother Fucker LiarThe Very Best Of Hero

No ControlThe Very Best Of Hero

NothingKnock One Out

Nuclear Poison Of EarthThe Very Best Of Hero

PantiesKnock One Out

Peni-sKnock One Out

PoundlandKnock One Out

Power At Any CostNoise Punk EP

Princess WankyThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker

Princess WankyKnock One Out

Shittty PainKnock One Out

Shut The WindowNoise Punk EP

Silly FuckerKnock One Out

The Blood Is RedKnock One Out

The Magic HoleKnock One Out

The Meaning Of AlchemyThe Wankys / Lotus Fucker

White CoatsThe Very Best Of Hero

Who? Killed JarcoKnock One Out