The Sacro-Iliac

[Verse 1: Graham Gouldman & Lol Creme] Here's a new dance that you all can do Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? Sit back and relax 'cause it's good for you Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? What's he gonna say? He's takin' my breath away Well, if you're tired of doing the Boogaloo And you're afraid of doing the Swift 'Cause you think you will drown in the noise of the record And the klutz on the floor, he ain't there anymore 'Cause all you wanna do is be alone at the bar All you wanna do is be alone at the bar [Pre-Chorus: Graham Gouldman & Kevin Godley] You wanna drown in your cocktail You wanna leave with the laundry [Chorus: Kevin Godley & Graham Gouldman] If your mind is trippin' but your disc is slippin' Here's what you gotta do—Nothing In any tempo and any rhythm Come on, Mac, do the Sacroiliac Come on back and do the Sacroiliac I said, come on back, do the Sacroiliac [Bridge: Graham Gouldman] Well, it's easy Here's the new dance that you'll wanna do So easy Don't wanna annoy ya with my paranoia [Verse 2: Graham Gouldman & Lol Creme] Now I'm doing the dance that is good for me Baby, baby, what's it gonna be? I ain't no Astaire, but I've a right to be Baby, baby, when's he gonna learn? Where's he gonna stay? He's takin' my breath away Well, I'm bored with the beat of the Shingaling And the Lindy is leaving me cold 'Cause I've never been freaky or funky or laid back And the lush on the floor isn't me anymore And I never, ever wanna be alone at the bar I never, ever wanna be alone at the bar [Chorus: Graham Gouldman & Group] So come on back and do the Sacroiliac Come on back and do the Sacroiliac Won't you come on back and do the Sacroiliac? Come on back and do the Sacroiliac Won't you come on back, do the Sacroiliac?