The Sacro-Iliac

[Verse 1: Graham Gouldman & Lol Creme]

Here's a new dance that you all can do

Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?

Sit back and relax 'cause it's good for you

Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?

What's he gonna say?

He's takin' my breath away

Well, if you're tired of doing the Boogaloo

And you're afraid of doing the Swift

'Cause you think you will drown in the noise of the record

And the klutz on the floor, he ain't there anymore

'Cause all you wanna do is be alone at the bar

All you wanna do is be alone at the bar

[Pre-Chorus: Graham Gouldman & Kevin Godley]

You wanna drown in your cocktail

You wanna leave with the laundry

[Chorus: Kevin Godley & Graham Gouldman]

If your mind is trippin' but your disc is slippin'

Here's what you gotta do—Nothing

In any tempo and any rhythm

Come on, Mac, do the Sacroiliac

Come on back and do the Sacroiliac

I said, come on back, do the Sacroiliac

[Bridge: Graham Gouldman]

Well, it's easy

Here's the new dance that you'll wanna do

So easy

Don't wanna annoy ya with my paranoia

[Verse 2: Graham Gouldman & Lol Creme]

Now I'm doing the dance that is good for me

Baby, baby, what's it gonna be?

I ain't no Astaire, but I've a right to be

Baby, baby, when's he gonna learn?

Where's he gonna stay?

He's takin' my breath away

Well, I'm bored with the beat of the Shingaling

And the Lindy is leaving me cold

'Cause I've never been freaky or funky or laid back

And the lush on the floor isn't me anymore

And I never, ever wanna be alone at the bar

I never, ever wanna be alone at the bar

[Chorus: Graham Gouldman & Group]

So come on back and do the Sacroiliac

Come on back and do the Sacroiliac

Won't you come on back and do the Sacroiliac?

Come on back and do the Sacroiliac

Won't you come on back, do the Sacroiliac?