Whose Record

[Verse 1: Sonny Jim] Lately I've been feeling the negativity Of the industry Bredders be dissing me Man I find it preposterous Actually utter blasphemy Underdigging me gradually Zapping out all my sanity Casuing holy calamity Like what you talking stupid for? Señor I'm the senior in the school of thought On point and true to form Jimmy rush through Rush you and your drunk crew My flow stay skippy, jiggy Dance over drum loops I turn the convo towards my point of view I grizzle rizzle grind in my boiler suit By now you must have heard the name Or seen me at the show burning grade I'm nice with the like and the turn of phrase Gas face, gamma ray Rat race, [?] Hold me back the nightmare, bogeyman Holding the exploding can Swim without the wetsuit Swigging a Wray & Nephew I'm head food Check for my show at your nearest venue I'm grand canyon picturesque I draw gash without the lynx effect [?] is dissing skets Dishing disrespect Eject your disk Wishing death on dickheads that selected it I'm negative You can probably tell from my penmanship Peace to all my people Just living a life illegal I'm sipping a pint of diesel And wisdom disguised as evil Resident reigning terror We're trynna change like the weather Wanna buy my CD? I got no change for your tenner [Hook: Dirty Dike] It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back [Verse 2: Dirty Dike] The drunk stranglist Comes with 'nuff sandwiches Ham salad busting out the crust like cabbages Fuck jamming in pubs I chuck javelins Grabbing chicks, cuddling cunts, abduct Madeline And I ain't even touched on the worst of it Percy pig can chase a rubber duck through my circuit bitch Since birth I've been working with the worst of it Lurking as a person spitting verses like it's work and shit I ain't getting paid for rapping After stage time man I ask Jake what happened I place patterns Like I'm Escher with the break habit Ricky Lake's kids couldn't imitate the weight crashing Splashing in your face with the fap Rapping at your mates like a twat Catch me in the rave with a slag And a plate full of gak You can take it as matter of fact and that's that [Hook: Dirty Dike] It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back