The Gas Face

[Intro: MC Serch & Don Newkirk] Ayo, man, my labelmate, Don Newkirk Man, step to 'em Thanks, Serch! And now... for the Prime Minister... Sinister, Pete N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice! Nice, nice, nice Kick 'em in the grill, Pete! [Verse 1: Pete Nice] Gas—past tense, made facially 3rd Bass'll express, KMD Three blind mics on sight Zev Lover, gave it the first light A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (Ha-ha) What a tangled web they weave Deceivers, stupefied through fable Say, let's make a deal at the dinner table Put you on tour, put your record on wax ("Trust me!") Sign your life on the X You exit, x-off, but what you really get: A box of Newports, and Puma sweats (Damn) Tex feeds and frowns upon Emis To give up Gas Face he drinks from a Thermos Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper Gas Face given, I beg to differ [Break: MC Serch & Don Newkirk] Pete, that was real def, man, but I gotta get serious now Ayo, Don, step to 'em again Everybody... MC Serch! [Verse 2: MC Serch] Black cat is bad luck, bad guys wear black Musta been a white guy who started all that (Make the Gas Face!) For those little white lies My expression to the mountainous blue eyes Then form a face, and shake my skull cap Dismiss the myth, that evil is not black But opposite spectrum, this done by red man With horns on his head, laid down the ill plan Got all his helpers, said, "Make it snappy! Tell all the people that their hair can't be nappy!" Blonde and blue-eyed, or dark-skinned heffer, G A disease, created by leprosy Don't speak of bleach, bend them to right Say it was night WAY before the light Put aside spooks, Serch leaves a trace I've set em correct with the effect of the Gas Face [Break: MC Serch & Don Newkirk] Next up, Don? A special appearance by KMD's Zev Love X! [Verse 3: Zev Love X] A Gas Face can either be a smile or a smirk When appears, a monkey wrench to work one's clockwork Perkin his brim to the rim of my cup Don't tempt me, you're empty, so fill'er up! Is I'm talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco? Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco KMD and 3rd Bass is just ace in the hole I mean soul, so make the Gas Face (HUAHAHA) Damn, if looks could kill You look like your host was a ghost from your grill But still, what's the new fad, to recollect To our passing phase to facades to '80-deca For my label reads Hood, street might have a tattoo Don't pick any card or no rabbit from my hat Never a magician if I ever tricked em Oh, shit! Another Gas Face victim [Break: MC Serch & Zev Love X] There it is, yo, fellas, man Why don't you step to the mic, man? That's how I kicks it, for 80-deca Ayo, good lookin' out, Don, man, peace Punji, yo, who gets the Gas Face? [Punji] Little Vic for the Gas Face [Serch] Tony Dick, gets the Gas Face [Zev X] No Gas Faces for Plugs One Two and Three [Serch] No Gas Face for Professor Prince Pa-paul! [?] My friend Tina gets the big Gas Face [Zev X] No Gas Face for DJ Subroc [Serch] No Gas Face for KMD [PNice] Hammer, shut the fuck up! Gas Face! AHUAHAUAH! [All] WHAHAHAOAHH [PNice] What do we think about Hammer? HAOWAHWOHAHBHABHAHBHAHBBHB [Zev X] G.Y.P [Serch] Get Yours Posse does not get the Gas Face [Serch] But P. W. Botha gets a Gas Face [All] WHOAHBLBLAHBHA-WHOO! [Zev X] Dante Ross gets the Gas Face [Serch] Yo stop dissin Dante on records y'all! [Serch] Elroy.. Elroy.. Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face! HAHAhahahahahaha, that's all..