The Infamous Date Rape

[Intro: Q-Tip & Phife Dawg] Classic— Classic— Classic example of a (a date rape) Classic example of a (a date rape) Classic example of a (a date rape) Classic example of a (a date rape) [Verse 1: Q-Tip] Listen to the rhyme, it's a black-ink fact Percentile rate of date rape is fat This is all due to the reason of the skeezing You got the right picking, but you're in the wrong season If you're in the wrong season, that means you gotta break Especially if a squaw tries to cry out "rape" You be all vexed 'cause she got it goin' on You don't wanna fight, because you know that you're wrong So instead, you rest your head on the arm of the couch Envision in your head of a great sex bout Worthy opponent, all you wanna do is bone it You ask can you kick it, she says you can't stick it This is the case, the situation is sticky Should you try to kiss or hint towards a hickey? Not even, you can ask Steven If the vibe ain't right, huh, ya leaving "Hit the Road, Jack" and all of that But if she offers her abode, you'll drop your load Right smack dab in the middle Get the kitten, I got crazy tender vittles [Verse 2: Phife Dawg] Uh-huh, you know the science; you get buckwild Runnin' mad games, as if your name was Scott Skiles Or better yet Magic, or even Karl Malone Regardless who it is, your aim is to bone If she tries to front, that's when you start to diss her If she's with the program, that's when you start to kiss her Might as well get to the point, no time to waste Might as well break the ice, then set the pace You start to talk nasty, now she's ready to bone Step out of the shower, throw on cologne All of a sudden, her sugarwalls tumble down like Jericho She's hotter than Meshach, Shadrach, and Abednego You listen to After 7, break fool after 10 Do your thing at 12 o'clock and when you go again There goes round 1, ding, there goes round 2 Now tell me what the (fuck) are you supposed to do? Huh What do you know, when the meow is completed Girly girl cried "rape," yo, I didn't really need it [Interlude: Q-Tip] Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that (Uhh) Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that (Haha) Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that (Zulu) We ain't goin' out like that (Zulu) We ain't goin' out like that [Verse 3: Q-Tip] Now, baby, bust it, if you wanna groove Me and you can do it, it will be the move I won't cry over spilled milk If you won't let me take you to the Hilt' I don't wanna bone you that much That I would go for the unforbidden touch I'm not the type that would go for that I'll have to fetch a brand new cat Baby, baby, baby, I don't wanna be rude But I know the cause of your bloody attitude I know why you act that way It usually happens on the 28th day I respect that crazily When you're done with the pads, can you come check me? This ain't a joint to disrespect you Because one head ain't better than two, check it out, it's a– [Outro: Q-Tip & Phife Dawg] Classic example of a (a date—)