Dear Darlin'

[Verse 1] Dear Darlin' You smell like Aunt Teresa Cigarettes and pizza Perfume and white wine Dear Darlin' Your lack of ambition And abundance of bitchin’ Is a total waste of time [Chorus] Like a sailboat on the ocean My world was yours to take Until your wind became an anchor And my ship just up and sank So I'm writing words on paper Can’t stand to see your eyes Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry [Verse 2] Dear Darlin,' You're the worst kinda person On this ever loving earth and I just thought you oughta know Dear Darlin' Well here's some free advice For once in your life Try being nice [Chorus] Like a sailboat on the ocean My world was yours to take Until your wind became an anchor And my ship just up and sank So I'm writing words on paper Somethin’ ‘bout it just feels right Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry [Post-Chorus] Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry [Chorus] I’m writing words on paper It’s a bittersweet goodbye Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry I’m cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry [Post-Chorus] Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry