Dogs In The Sun

I met an illustrator With a pet alligator Said he cried crocodile tears And the vet bills were getting dear But he knew of a loan shark With a home aquarium I didn't have a ticket But he let me in I didn't have a ticket He said just go in Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun I knew a ventriloquist But she lied through her teeth Now I need some honesty So she showed me the best policy And the еnd of the day It's the start of a new onе I'd be sitting on the grass With an eye on the beach Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun Only mad dogs, and Englishmen Go out in the sun, the midday sun